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'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

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Man Awarded Medal Of Honor For Courageously Monitoring Iran War Effort Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-awarded-medal-of-honor-for-courageously-monitoring-iran-war-effort-online/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-major-news-outlets-are-reporting-the-death-of-the-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-back-in-time-to-mesmerize-ancients-with-futuristic-technology-of-gushers/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Confused To See Bombs Falling On Iran Instead Of Pallets Of Cash

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-confused-to-see-bombs-falling-on-iran-instead-of-pallets-of-cash/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamandi Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamandi-getting-nervous-as-trump-keeps-assassinating-muslim-dictators/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie's Kosher Delicatessen

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-vows-retaliatory-strikes-against-bernies-kosher-delicatessen/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Introduces New Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-announces-new-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-citizens-politely-ask-if-they-can-be-liberated-from-radical-islam-next/?utm_source=fediverse

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-us-just-attacked-iran-heres-what-happens-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-orders-flags-at-one-world-trade-center-flown-half-staff-to-mourn-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-to-give-speech-as-soon-as-officials-find-the-rest-of-his-body/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-generals-kicking-themselves-for-not-just-meeting-over-zoom/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-sneaks-into-us-military-hangar-to-slash-the-tires-on-all-the-b-2-bombers/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic

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Hillary Clinton Says She Only Recalls Meeting Epstein That One Time When She Murdered Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-says-she-only-recalls-meeting-epstein-that-one-time-when-she-murdered-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-tells-epstein-committee-it-depends-on-what-the-definition-of-child-trafficking-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Little Tikes Cozy Coupe

https://babylonbee.com/news/tesla-unveils-self-driving-little-tikes-cozy-coupe/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius Dad Joins TikTok, Causing Teenage Daughter To Think It’s Lame

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-dad-joins-tiktok-causing-teenage-daughter-to-think-its-lame/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-trump-admin-strips-funding-from-gas-station-daycare-center-with-20000-students/?utm_source=fediverse