The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad

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California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build

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Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production

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Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran

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8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah

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Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don't Vote For Him

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Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

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5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs

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Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago

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Mom Frustrated As Kids Once Again Devour Groceries Before Getting Home From Store

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Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft

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Man Condemned To Hell For Texting 'LOL' When He Didn't Really Laugh Out Loud

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John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass

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San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop

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Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

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9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay

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Pedro Pascal Named Oscars' Best Dressed Woman

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'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card

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Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

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Wise Dad Prepares Son For Life's Challenges By Having Him Play 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!'

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