The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs

https://babylonbee.com/news/thanks-wokeness-commercials-no-longer-showing-medicine-as-tiny-little-warriors-who-murder-tiny-little-germs/?utm_source=fediverse

42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint

https://babylonbee.com/news/42-minute-delay-as-dad-asked-to-empty-cargo-pants-at-tsa-checkpoint/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-chimp-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Grandma Announces She Has Finally Joined MyFace

https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-announces-she-has-finally-joined-myface/?utm_source=fediverse

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/blasphemy-pope-leo-shares-ai-picture-depicting-himself-as-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Predicts His Approval Ratings Will Be Resurrected In Three Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-predicts-his-approval-ratings-will-be-resurrected-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

https://babylonbee.com/news/swalwell-insists-he-didnt-assault-any-of-those-chinese-spies-he-slept-with/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Rule Game Not A Sport If You Can Smoke An Entire Pack Of Cigs While Playing

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-rule-game-not-a-sport-if-you-can-smoke-an-entire-pack-of-cigs-while-playing/?utm_source=fediverse

Baseball Manager Pins Loss On Fan Who Failed To Put His Lucky Socks On Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-manager-pins-loss-on-fan-who-failed-to-put-his-lucky-socks-on-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-find-common-ground-with-protestants-in-ignoring-what-the-pope-says-most-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again In 2028

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-thinking-about-losing-again-in-2028/?utm_source=fediverse

Speakeasy Heavily Advertised

https://babylonbee.com/news/speakeasy-heavily-advertised/?utm_source=fediverse

Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth

https://babylonbee.com/news/lucky-hockey-fan-catches-foul-tooth/?utm_source=fediverse

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-dire-need-of-toilet-artemis-lands-at-buc-ees/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Assures Nation Troops Will Only Stay Deployed Until Middle East Peaceful

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-assures-nation-troops-will-only-stay-deployed-until-middle-east-peaceful/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-unveils-new-city-connect-jersey/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-what-each-of-the-79-letters-in-canadas-new-lgbt-acronym-stands-for/?utm_source=fediverse

'He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?' Says Thomas After Declaring He Won't Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/hes-right-behind-me-isnt-he-says-thomas-after-declaring-he-wont-believe-jesus-rose-until-he-sees-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don't Actually Know What 'Ceasefire' Means

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-iranians-confess-they-dont-actually-know-what-ceasefire-means/?utm_source=fediverse

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-i-know-i-was-wrong-the-first-1347-times-but-now-is-the-time-to-completely-freak-out-about-what-trump-said/?utm_source=fediverse