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New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-dead-heat-between-make-everything-worse-candidate-and-fix-everything-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He's Getting Really Into The Civil War

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-gathers-loved-ones-to-break-the-news-that-hes-getting-really-into-the-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-man-saves-time-by-getting-angry-now-instead-of-waiting-until-all-the-facts-are-known/?utm_source=fediverse

Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache

https://babylonbee.com/news/data-center-built-in-theodore-roosevelts-head/?utm_source=fediverse

London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’

https://babylonbee.com/news/london-mayor-confused-by-protesters-not-chanting-death-to-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws

https://babylonbee.com/news/associated-press-warns-that-trebuchets-are-exempt-from-us-gun-laws/?utm_source=fediverse

Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone

https://babylonbee.com/news/uncultured-philistine-declines-to-have-ice-cream-served-in-waffle-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called 'Smoking Cigarettes'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-excited-to-learn-of-cool-alternative-to-vaping-called-smoking-cigarettes/?utm_source=fediverse

Millennial Figures Out How To Use '6-7,' Signaling The End Of The Fad

https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-figures-out-how-to-use-6-7-signaling-the-end-of-the-fad/?utm_source=fediverse

Lakewood Church To Be Renamed 'DraftKings Arena' Following Branding Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/lakewood-church-to-be-renamed-draftkings-arena-following-branding-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-just-realized-chelsea-handler-has-been-trying-to-be-funny-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Purchases Rights To 'Robot Jox' Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-purchases-rights-to-robot-jox-franchise-in-blockbuster-7-billion-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Just 17 Home Depot Trips Away From Purchasing Correct Light Bulbs

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-just-17-home-depot-trips-away-from-purchasing-correct-light-bulbs/?utm_source=fediverse

'The New York Times' Updates Slogan To 'All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible'

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-york-times-updates-slogan-to-all-the-news-thats-fit-to-print-plus-any-rumor-no-matter-how-implausible/?utm_source=fediverse

Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/hockey-ticket-holders-issued-refund-after-no-fights-break-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: CIA Raided By CIA

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-cia-raided-by-cia/?utm_source=fediverse

Keir Starmer Admits He Has No Idea How To Pronounce His Own Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/keir-starmer-admits-he-has-no-idea-how-to-pronounce-his-own-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Gross: California Prison Inmates Caught Using iPads To Watch San Francisco Giants Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/gross-california-prison-inmates-caught-using-ipads-to-watch-san-francisco-giants-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running

https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-has-no-idea-how-dodge-caravan-still-running/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse