After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-mail-in-ballots-tallied-joe-biden-wins-la-mayor-race-with-81-million-votes/?utm_source=fediverse
Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart
https://babylonbee.com/news/should-you-believe-all-women-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Repairs The Crack In The Liberty Bell
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-repairs-the-crack-in-the-liberty-bell/?utm_source=fediverse
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-give-us-their-12-most-convincing-arguments-for-abortion/?utm_source=fediverse
Keir Starmer Warns UK About Rise Of Murdererphobia
https://babylonbee.com/news/keir-starmer-warns-uk-about-rise-of-murdererphobia/?utm_source=fediverse
'Obsession' Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/obsession-director-says-he-got-idea-for-horror-movie-having-once-met-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse
Graham Platner Reassures Voters That There Are Probably Only 14 Or 15 More Horrific Revelations To Come
https://babylonbee.com/news/graham-platner-reassures-voters-that-there-are-probably-only-14-or-15-more-horrific-revelations-to-come/?utm_source=fediverse
40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-now-spends-inordinate-amount-of-time-researching-electrolytes/?utm_source=fediverse
John Bolton Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To 5-Year Imprisonment At SeaWorld
https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-pleads-guilty-sentenced-to-5-year-imprisonment-at-seaworld/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Irrefutable Proofs Russia Is Better Than The U.S.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-irrefutable-proofs-russia-is-better-than-the-us/?utm_source=fediverse
Intensive Bible Study Reveals Elijah And Elisha Are Two Different People
https://babylonbee.com/news/intensive-bible-study-reveals-elijah-and-elisha-are-two-different-people/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-needing-break-from-reality-turns-on-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse
Ceasefire Rages Across Middle East
https://babylonbee.com/news/ceasefire-rages-across-middle-east/?utm_source=fediverse
Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks
https://babylonbee.com/news/brits-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-ranged-weapon-that-shoots-high-velocity-ammunition-to-protect-them-from-knife-attacks/?utm_source=fediverse
California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor's Race
https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-they-have-finished-counting-the-votes-ronald-reagan-has-won-the-1966-governors-race/?utm_source=fediverse
'60 Minutes' Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-begins-search-for-new-pompous-blowhard/?utm_source=fediverse
George Lucas Releases Edit Of The Bible Where Malchus Attacks Peter First
https://babylonbee.com/news/george-lucas-releases-edit-of-the-bible-where-malchus-attacks-peter-first/?utm_source=fediverse
Seeing That It's 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble
https://babylonbee.com/news/seeing-that-its-5pm-talarico-paints-on-some-stubble/?utm_source=fediverse
'Feminism Was A Mistake,' Thinks Man Immediately After Starting To Change Baby's Diaper
https://babylonbee.com/news/feminism-was-a-mistake-thinks-man-immediately-after-starting-to-change-babys-diaper/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Ways To Celebrate Pride Month With Your Family This Year
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-celebrate-pride-month-with-your-family-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.