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Al-Qaeda Wins New York Primary

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-wins-new-york-primary/?utm_source=fediverse

To Raise Stakes, U.S. Army Given One Pick In Each Round Of NBA Draft

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-raise-stakes-us-army-given-one-pick-in-each-round-of-nba-draft/?utm_source=fediverse

Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey

https://babylonbee.com/news/israelite-keeping-quiet-that-he-doesnt-particularly-care-for-milk-or-honey/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Makes Reflecting Pool Even Swampier So It Will Reflect D.C. More Accurately

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-makes-reflecting-pool-even-swampier-so-it-will-reflect-dc-more-accurately/?utm_source=fediverse

Time Traveler From Year 3247 Warns They're Still Making 'Toy Story' Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-traveler-from-year-3247-warns-theyre-still-making-toy-story-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow

https://babylonbee.com/news/gas-pump-now-asks-if-you-want-car-wash-receipt-rewards-and-if-you-know-the-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow/?utm_source=fediverse

'Supergirl' To Show That Girls Can Be Just As Good As Boys At Everything Except Box Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/supergirl-to-show-that-girls-can-be-just-as-good-as-boys-at-everything-except-box-office/?utm_source=fediverse

'What A Good Little Kitty You Are,' Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-good-little-kitty-you-are-owner-says-to-cat-who-is-currently-plotting-her-violent-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Dumpster Fires Distance Themselves From Boston Red Sox

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-dumpster-fires-distance-themselves-from-boston-red-sox/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh! A Monkey Stole The Pope Hat And Now He's Infallible

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-a-monkey-stole-the-pope-hat-and-now-hes-infallible/?utm_source=fediverse

Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America

https://babylonbee.com/news/visitors-from-europe-tell-us-their-13-most-surprising-discoveries-in-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead Of Kamala In 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/reflecting-pool-algae-surges-ahead-of-kamala-in-2028-dem-presidential-polls/?utm_source=fediverse

Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns

https://babylonbee.com/news/prominent-muslim-leader-resigns/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-candidate-for-michigan-district-32-sanitation-board-promises-to-free-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-raises-state-income-tax-to-110-percent/?utm_source=fediverse

ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae

https://babylonbee.com/news/isis-takes-responsibility-for-reflecting-pool-algae/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-library-cruelly-disenfranchises-millions-of-black-americans-by-requiring-photo-id-for-entry/?utm_source=fediverse

Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It's 2014 Or Something

https://babylonbee.com/news/cringe-out-of-touch-company-posts-pride-logo-like-its-2014-or-something/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-new-air-force-one-helicarrier/?utm_source=fediverse

NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/nascar-celebrates-pride-month-with-first-all-subaru-race/?utm_source=fediverse