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Idaho Builds Border Wall Out of Potatoes to Keep Out Californians

https://babylonbee.com/news/idaho-builds-border-wall-out-of-potatoes-to-keep-out-californians/?utm_source=fediverse

Brilliant Politician JD Vance Secures Vote Of 100% Of Nation’s Tucker Carlsons

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-politician-jd-vance-secures-vote-of-100-of-nations-tucker-carlsons/?utm_source=fediverse

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬

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Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist

https://babylonbee.com/news/cockroach-maintains-composure-despite-making-contact-with-journalist/?utm_source=fediverse

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-park-service-reminds-americans-not-to-approach-bison-but-if-you-do-make-sure-someone-captures-a-hilarious-video-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Heralded As First President To Author His Memoir Posthumously

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-heralded-as-first-president-to-author-his-memoir-posthumously/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Advises Those With Diarrhea Parasite To Stay Within Six Feet Of Toilet

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-advises-those-with-diarrhea-parasite-to-stay-within-six-feet-of-toilet/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Safety Tip: Before Consuming Lettuce, Try Being A Man And Eating Real Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-safety-tip-before-consuming-lettuce-try-being-a-man-and-eating-real-food/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-rejected-titles-for-bidens-new-memoir/?utm_source=fediverse

Revolutionary Social Media Algorithm Just Shows You Posts From People You Follow

https://babylonbee.com/news/revolutionary-social-media-algorithm-just-shows-you-posts-from-people-you-follow/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Secure Strait Of Hormuz By Posting Old Man Who Asks You 3 Questions Before You May Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-secure-strait-of-hormuz-by-posting-old-man-who-asks-you-3-questions-before-you-may-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck E. Cheese Band Rocked By Lip-Sync Scandal

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-e-cheese-band-rocked-by-lip-sync-scandal/?utm_source=fediverse

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

https://babylonbee.com/news/explosive-diarrhea-epidemic-traced-to-gain-of-function-lab-at-taco-bell-institute/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-mysterious-link-between-trying-to-run-over-ice-agent-and-bullets-striking-windshield/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God's Wrath On Vegetarians

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-agree-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak-signals-outpouring-of-gods-wrath-on-vegetarians/?utm_source=fediverse

Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers

https://babylonbee.com/news/banned-books-table-full-of-bestsellers/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey-diverges-from-its-source-material/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Holding His Opinions On New Movie Until Political Commentators Tell Him If It's Woke Garbage Or Epically Based

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-holding-his-opinions-on-new-movie-until-political-commentators-tell-him-if-its-woke-garbage-or-based/?utm_source=fediverse

Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: 'For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America'

https://babylonbee.com/news/rashida-tlaib-introduces-new-campaign-slogan-for-a-brighter-future-and-also-death-to-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords

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