The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-trades-away-worship-leader-for-youth-pastor-and-usher-to-be-named-later/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci Asks China To Engineer New Virus That Just Kills Rand Paul

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-asks-china-to-engineer-new-virus-that-just-kills-rand-paul/?utm_source=fediverse

Waymo Introduces New 'Islam Mode' That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians

https://babylonbee.com/news/waymo-introduces-new-islam-mode-that-sends-car-to-mow-down-civilians/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-carl-the-last-remaining-person-in-denver-who-isnt-homeless/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-your-car-might-have-been-radicalized/?utm_source=fediverse

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence

https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-honors-late-friend-lindsey-graham-with-47-day-moment-of-silence/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Accuse Fauci’s Diary Of Attacking Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-faucis-diary-of-attacking-science/?utm_source=fediverse

So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn't Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/so-called-christian-nationalist-hasnt-even-posted-anything-overtly-hateful-online-yet-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-holds-hearings-to-root-out-suspected-non-communists/?utm_source=fediverse

$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship

https://babylonbee.com/news/200000-spent-on-travel-ball-finally-pays-off-with-sons-500-college-scholarship/?utm_source=fediverse

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/japanese-tourist-shamed-for-returning-home-with-only-five-hundred-million-photos-of-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Reese Wins WNBA Layup Contest By Making One

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-reese-wins-wnba-layup-contest-by-making-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-starting-to-think-that-maybe-keeping-a-daily-perjury-diary-was-a-bad-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted 'God Is the Greatest!' In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-nice-someone-just-shouted-god-is-the-greatest-in-arabic-so-something-really-good-must-be-happening/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-acquires-total-ownership-of-the-economist/?utm_source=fediverse

LeBron James: 'I'm Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly'

https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-james-im-taking-my-receding-hairline-to-philly/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Baffled By Mysterious Mental Health Disorder That Causes People To Stab Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-baffled-by-mysterious-mental-health-disorder-that-causes-people-to-stab-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You

https://babylonbee.com/news/wells-fargo-explains-that-yes-they-gave-all-your-money-to-a-hobo-named-frank-but-will-make-things-right-by-coming-to-your-house-to-murder-you/?utm_source=fediverse

CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/cvs-clerk-reminds-looter-to-enter-rewards-number-before-fleeing/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-prayer-hands-emoji-counts-as-actually-praying-for-someone/?utm_source=fediverse