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Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver

https://babylonbee.com/news/southwest-announces-nonstop-flights-from-denver-airport-to-downtown-denver/?utm_source=fediverse

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-run-stores-to-allow-anyone-to-buy-groceries-as-long-as-they-have-special-mark-on-hand-or-forehead/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-starts-off-cooking-show-with-reminder-to-always-cook-raccoon-to-at-least-165-degrees/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-warns-iran-this-is-their-fourth-to-last-chance-at-peace/?utm_source=fediverse

Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton

https://babylonbee.com/news/dodgers-acquire-kal-el-of-krypton/?utm_source=fediverse

James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-tells-us-his-9-favorite-bible-verses/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-coaches-stumped-as-to-what-the-w-stands-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Tells Son He Can't Play Catch Right Now As He's Busy Owning Some Loser On The Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-tells-son-he-cant-play-catch-right-now-as-hes-busy-owning-some-loser-on-the-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-concern-over-increase-in-gun-violence-against-active-shooters/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-checks-which-propositions-the-teachers-union-supports-so-he-knows-what-to-vote-against/?utm_source=fediverse

Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World

https://babylonbee.com/news/spain-proudly-announces-that-ceuta-is-the-fastest-growing-city-in-the-world/?utm_source=fediverse

'Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,' Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor

https://babylonbee.com/news/only-elite-assassins-can-do-this-says-candace-owens-of-6-month-old-crawling-across-kitchen-floor/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thinking-maybe-hell-pass-on-islamic-car-show-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Maine Dems Explain They Can Either Do 'No Rape' Or 'No Incest' But Not Both

https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-dems-explain-they-can-either-do-no-rape-or-no-incest-but-not-both/?utm_source=fediverse

Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed

https://babylonbee.com/news/catastrophe-as-man-fails-to-listen-closely-even-though-menu-options-have-changed/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-psyches-himself-up-for-another-grueling-one-day-work-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-decides-to-drop-kids-off-for-first-day-of-school-three-weeks-early/?utm_source=fediverse

To Avoid Criticism For Hooking Up With His Cousin, Troy Jackson Converts To Islam

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-criticism-for-hooking-up-with-his-cousin-troy-jackson-converts-to-islam/?utm_source=fediverse

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota

https://babylonbee.com/news/spaniards-horrified-to-see-their-country-turning-into-minnesota/?utm_source=fediverse

Ruined By WOKE: Ms. Pac-Man Made Less Sexy For Modern Remake

https://babylonbee.com/news/ruined-by-woke-ms-pac-man-made-less-sexy-for-modern-remake/?utm_source=fediverse