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Trump Names Harrison Ford As 2nd-Greatest President In History

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Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000

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7 Tragic World Events As Reported By The Canadian Broadcasting Corp.

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Man Will Continue Listening To Wife's Story About House Being On Fire Just As Soon As This Helicopter Passes

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-will-continue-listening-to-wifes-story-about-house-being-on-fire-just-as-soon-as-this-helicopter-passes/?utm_source=fediverse

Darline Graham Quietly Googles 'What Does A Senator Do?'

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Arte Moreno Finally Arrested For Gross Negligence Of The Los Angeles Angels

https://babylonbee.com/news/arte-moreno-finally-arrested-for-gross-negligence-of-the-los-angeles-angels/?utm_source=fediverse

El-Sayed Forces Democrats To Take Stance On Whether Terrorism Is Good

https://babylonbee.com/news/el-sayed-forces-democrats-to-take-stance-on-whether-terrorism-is-good/?utm_source=fediverse

'It's Fine,' Says Introvert Who Ordered Mashed Potatoes And Instead Received A Concrete Cinder Block

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-fine-says-introvert-who-ordered-mashed-potatoes-and-instead-received-a-concrete-cinder-block/?utm_source=fediverse

Dating App Adds Feature Allowing Men To Filter Out Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy

https://babylonbee.com/news/dating-app-adds-feature-allowing-men-to-filter-out-women-who-support-lindsay-clancy/?utm_source=fediverse

Grim Reaper Spins 'Wheel Of Death' To See Which Person He Will Take Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/grim-reaper-spins-wheel-of-death-to-see-which-person-he-will-take-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Says Grocery Bills Should Drop After He Renames A Few More Things 'America'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-says-grocery-bills-should-drop-after-he-renames-a-few-more-things-america/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I’m Worried The Kids Are Addicted To Social Media,’ Says Mom Who Posts On Facebook 137 Times A Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-worried-the-kids-are-addicted-to-social-media-says-mom-who-posts-on-facebook-137-times-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 12 Toughest Trials That God Has Allowed American Christians To Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-12-toughest-trials-that-god-has-allowed-american-christians-to-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Check Out This Absolute FOOL Walking Around With His Loins Ungirded LOOOOOL

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Democrats Distance Themselves From Hasan Piker After Realizing He's Wearing A Suicide Vest

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-distance-themselves-from-hasan-piker-after-realizing-hes-wearing-a-suicide-vest/?utm_source=fediverse

El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut

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Hasan Piker Says Anyone Trying To Twist His Words As Antisemitic Is A Dirty Lying Jew

https://babylonbee.com/news/hasan-piker-says-anyone-trying-to-twist-his-words-as-antisemitic-is-a-dirty-lying-jew/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-high-school-proposes-adding-academics-to-its-football-program/?utm_source=fediverse

Residents Of Heaven Torn Between Attending Chuck Norris's Martial Arts Seminar And Going To Dolly Parton Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/residents-of-heaven-torn-between-attending-chuck-norriss-martial-arts-seminar-and-going-to-dolly-parton-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-scouts-to-award-muslim-badge-to-any-girl-who-gets-married-before-age-8/?utm_source=fediverse