The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Ariana Grande Lands Seasonal Gig As Halloween Lawn Skeleton

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Noah Decides 500 Years Old Perfect Time To Settle Down And Have Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/noah-decides-500-years-old-perfect-time-to-settle-down-and-have-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Jameis Winston Diagnosed With Concussion After Giving Coherent Response

https://babylonbee.com/news/jameis-winston-diagnosed-with-concussion-after-giving-coherent-response/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Crimes Pete Hegseth Just Declared Worthy Of Death Penalty

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-crimes-pete-hegseth-just-declared-worthy-of-death-penalty/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Approves Fort Hood Shooter Being Tied To A Bomb And Dropped On Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-approves-fort-hood-shooter-being-tied-to-a-bomb-and-dropped-on-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestinians-finally-granted-own-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana

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Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-blame-cuts-in-usaid-for-slowing-communist-takeover-of-the-west/?utm_source=fediverse

'BOOOOO!' Shouts Tucker Carlson At The TV As He Watches Indiana Jones Defeat The Nazis

https://babylonbee.com/news/booooo-shouts-tucker-carlson-at-the-tv-as-he-watches-indiana-jones-defeat-the-nazis/?utm_source=fediverse

Young, Attractive Blonde Woman Somehow Manages To Land Job At Fox News

https://babylonbee.com/news/young-attractive-blonde-woman-somehow-manages-to-land-job-at-fox-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/prison-officials-unsure-how-to-execute-woman-on-ventilator-that-is-plugged-into-the-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Finally Find Evidence Of Nephilim — Oh, Wait, It’s Just A Yard Skeleton

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-finally-find-evidence-of-nephilim--oh-wait-its-just-a-yard-skeleton/?utm_source=fediverse

France Persuaded By Protesters' Arguments After Seeing Them Set Woman's Face On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/france-persuaded-by-protesters-arguments-after-seeing-them-set-womans-face-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Now Believe FlyDubai Copilot Radicalized By Watching Ms. Rachel Videos

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-now-believe-flydubai-copilot-radicalized-by-watching-ms-rachel-videos/?utm_source=fediverse

Avoid Getting Charged With Rape At A Ketamine-Fueled Orgy With This One Simple Trick

https://babylonbee.com/news/avoid-getting-charged-with-rape-at-a-ketamine-fueled-orgy-with-this-one-simple-trick/?utm_source=fediverse

Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-fires-engineer-for-designing-phone-battery-that-lasts-longer-than-two-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Surefire Ways To Execute Criminals

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-to-execute-criminals/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's College Students Worried Cornell Incident Will Ruin Ketamine-Fueled Campus Orgies For Everyone Else

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-college-students-worried-cornell-incident-will-ruin-ketamine-fueled-campus-orgies-for-everyone-else/?utm_source=fediverse

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses The Jews Of Removing Her Brain

https://babylonbee.com/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-accuses-the-jews-of-removing-her-brain/?utm_source=fediverse

Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/guys-lowering-paralyzed-friend-through-roof-figure-they-could-probably-just-drop-him/?utm_source=fediverse