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Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism

https://babylonbee.com/news/abdul-el-sayed-issues-fatwa-against-journalists-who-ask-questions-about-his-support-for-terrorism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey Terrorizes Neighborhood In Adjustable-Rate Mortgage Costume

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-terrorizes-neighborhood-in-adjustable-rate-mortgage-costume/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-pentagon-to-cancel-execution-livestream-and-move-it-over-to-pay-per-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Today Your Wife's Birthday? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-today-your-wifes-birthday-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Husbands, Remember To Help Your Wife Out By Filling Out Her Ballot And Mailing It In

https://babylonbee.com/news/husbands-remember-to-help-your-wife-out-by-filling-out-her-ballot-and-mailing-it-in/?utm_source=fediverse

James Talarico Insists The Bible Is Silent On Abortion If You Don't Count All The Stuff Between Genesis And Revelation

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-insists-the-bible-is-silent-on-abortion-if-you-dont-count-all-the-stuff-between-genesis-and-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-demands-abolishment-of-electoral-college-and-also-popular-vote-and-also-anything-else-she-could-lose/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharaoh’s Magicians Unable To Replicate Moses’ Color-Changing Mug

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharaohs-magicians-unable-to-replicate-moses-color-changing-mug/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar To Be Deported To Dearborn, Michigan

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-to-be-deported-to-dearborn-michigan/?utm_source=fediverse

Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single 'I'd Like To Speak With Your Manager'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kelly-clarkson-releases-new-single-id-like-to-speak-with-your-manager/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Theorize That Ancient Peoples From 1990s Were Able To Make A Season Of A TV Show In Less Than 3 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-theorize-that-ancient-peoples-from-1990s-were-able-to-make-a-season-of-a-tv-show-in-less-than-3-years/?utm_source=fediverse

'This Is A Complete And Total Betrayal Of The Beloved Source Material,' Say Fans After Seeing New Trailer For 'Baywatch'

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-complete-and-total-betrayal-of-the-beloved-source-material-say-fans-after-seeing-new-trailer-for-baywatch/?utm_source=fediverse

Youth Group Boy Doomed To Lifelong Singleness After Failing To Stack Chairs Correctly

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-group-boy-doomed-to-lifelong-singleness-after-failing-to-stack-chairs-correctly/?utm_source=fediverse

Feds Inform Omar This All Could Have Been Legal If She Lived In Arkansas

https://babylonbee.com/news/feds-inform-omar-this-all-could-have-been-legal-if-she-lived-in-arkansas/?utm_source=fediverse

Shane Gillis Accused Of Stealing 'Gym Clothes' Material Out Of Baptist Preacher's Sermon From 1995

https://babylonbee.com/news/shane-gillis-accused-of-stealing-gym-clothes-material-out-of-baptist-preachers-sermon-from-1995/?utm_source=fediverse

Test Yourself: Can You Tell Which Of These Images Is Real And Which Is AI-Generated?

https://babylonbee.com/news/test-yourself-can-you-tell-which-of-these-images-is-real-and-which-is-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig's 'Narnia' Trailer

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-pushes-up-date-of-apocalypse-after-seeing-greta-gerwigs-narnia-trailer/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-little-known-perks-of-becoming-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse

Jacob Assures New Bride 'Rachel' He Wasn't That Drunk At Wedding Last Night — UPDATE: Oh No

https://babylonbee.com/news/jacob-assures-new-bride-rachel-he-wasnt-that-drunk-at-wedding-last-night--update-oh-no/?utm_source=fediverse

Grandma Puts Scammer On Hold To Answer Call From Different Scammer

https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-puts-scammer-on-hold-to-answer-call-from-different-scammer/?utm_source=fediverse