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New York Times: 'Journalists Should Be Able To Destroy People's Lives Without Fear Of Harassment'

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyt-journalists-should-be-allowed-to-work-without-fear-of-harassment-or-anyone-disagreeing-with-them-in-any-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Prayer Clearly Drawn Out To Give Worship Team Time To Leave The Stage

https://babylonbee.com/news/prayer-clearly-drawn-out-to-give-worship-team-time-to-vanish/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 7 Telltale Signs Your Newborn Baby Is A Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-7-telltale-signs-your-newborn-baby-is-a-white-supremacist/?utm_source=fediverse

10,000th Victim Comes Forward To Accuse Cuomo Of Inappropriately Killing Her Grandma

https://babylonbee.com/news/10000th-victim-comes-forward-to-accuse-cuomo-of-inappropriately-killing-her-grandma/?utm_source=fediverse

'The End Is Near!' Cries Crazed Left-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Predicting Apocalyptic Return Of Trump Rioters Any Day Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-end-is-near-cries-crazed-left-wing-conspiracy-theorist-predicting-apocalyptic-return-of-trump-rioters-any-day-now/?utm_source=fediverse

American Patriots Dump Harry And Meghan Into Boston Harbor

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-patriots-dump-harry-and-meghan-into-boston-harbor/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Obediently Awaits CDC Instructions On Whether It's OK For Him To Breathe

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-standing-by-waiting-for-cdc-instructions-on-whether-its-ok-for-him-to-breathe?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Recommends Double-Caging Children At Border For Extra Safety

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-recommends-double-caging-children-at-border-for-extra-safety?utm_source=fediverse

Heroic Secret Service Agent Dives In Front Of Biden As Reporter Tries To Ask A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-secret-service-agent-dives-in-front-of-biden-as-reporter-tries-to-ask-a-question?utm_source=fediverse

Meghan And Harry Request That Everyone Please Respect Their Privacy And Also Make Sure To Tune In To 'Keeping Up With The Markles'

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-and-harry-request-that-everyone-please-respect-their-privacy-and-tune-in-for-keeping-up-with-the-markels?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Finally Visits ‘On The Border’ To See Crisis Everyone's Talking About

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-visits-on-the-border-to-see-crisis-everyones-talking-about?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: 8% Of Fortune 500 Companies Have Female CEOs -- That's Far Too Many

https://babylonbee.com/news/frank-t-rutherford-op-ed-we-need-fewer-women-ceos?utm_source=fediverse

South Dakota Passes Controversial Law Banning Mountain Lions From Competing In Women's Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-dakota-passes-controversial-law-that-mountain-lions-cannot-compete-in-womens-sports?utm_source=fediverse

'I Sure Am Glad I Don't Live In One Of Those Banana Republics,' Says Man As He Walks By Wall Indefinitely Surrounding Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-sure-am-glad-i-dont-live-in-one-of-those-banana-republics-says-man-as-he-walks-by-wall-indefinitely-surrounding-capitol?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Removed From White House After Biting Aide

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-removed-from-white-house-after-biting-aide?utm_source=fediverse

Biden's Video Editor Pieces Together 2 Minutes Of Coherent Remarks From 2 Hours Of Raw Footage

https://babylonbee.com/news/video-editors-piece-together-coherent-biden-statement-from-2-hours-of-raw-footage?utm_source=fediverse

Man In 2025 Bids Tearful Farewell To Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss Books, Cara Dune Action Figure As Thought Police Close In

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-in-2025-bids-tearful-farewell-to-mr-potato-head-dr-seuss-books-gina-carano-action-figure-as-community-standards-enforcement-squad-kicks-down-door?utm_source=fediverse

That's All Folks: Here Are 10 More Looney Tunes Characters That Must Be Canceled

https://babylonbee.com/news/pepe-le-pew-is-just-the-beginning-we-found-10-more-looney-tunes-characters-that-should-be-eliminated?utm_source=fediverse

Man Glad He's American So He Doesn't Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-glad-hes-american-so-he-doesnt-have-to-care-about-royal-family?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Escapes The Patriarchy To Find Freedom In Grueling 80-Hour Work Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-women-finally-liberated-from-the-home-to-go-work-for-giant-corporations-80-hours-a-week?utm_source=fediverse