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Lowly Peasant Approaches Biden's Throne Begging For Permission To Celebrate Independence Day This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/lowly-peasant-approaches-bidens-throne-to-ask-for-permission-to-celebrate-july-4/?utm_source=fediverse

Land On Your Feet: 7 Great Career Choices For Laid-Off Journalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-on-your-feet-7-great-career-choices-for-laid-off-journalists/?utm_source=fediverse

Cuomo Invites All Accusers To Come Forward And Gather In New York Nursing Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/cuomo-invites-all-accusers-to-come-forward-and-gather-in-new-york-nursing-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Cartels Give Biden Another 'Human Trafficker Of The Month' Award

https://babylonbee.com/news/cartels-give-biden-another-human-trafficker-of-the-month-award/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says If Everyone Is On Their Best Behavior He Might Allow Some Limited Freedoms On July 4

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-if-everyone-is-very-good-hell-allow-americans-to-have-freedom-on-july-4/?utm_source=fediverse

'There Is No Crisis At The Border,' Says Jen Psaki While Attempting Jedi Mind Trick

https://babylonbee.com/news/there-is-no-crisis-at-the-border-says-jen-psaki-while-attempting-jedi-mind-trick/?utm_source=fediverse

Bitcoin Crashes As Millions Cash Out To Invest In Dr. Seuss Books

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-sell-off-their-bitcoin-to-buy-dr-seuss-books/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'We Just Need $2 Trillion In Spending To Flatten The Curve'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-all-we-need-is-just-2-trillion-in-spending-to-flatten-the-curve/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Times: 'Journalists Should Be Able To Destroy People's Lives Without Fear Of Harassment'

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyt-journalists-should-be-allowed-to-work-without-fear-of-harassment-or-anyone-disagreeing-with-them-in-any-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Prayer Clearly Drawn Out To Give Worship Team Time To Leave The Stage

https://babylonbee.com/news/prayer-clearly-drawn-out-to-give-worship-team-time-to-vanish/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 7 Telltale Signs Your Newborn Baby Is A Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-7-telltale-signs-your-newborn-baby-is-a-white-supremacist/?utm_source=fediverse

10,000th Victim Comes Forward To Accuse Cuomo Of Inappropriately Killing Her Grandma

https://babylonbee.com/news/10000th-victim-comes-forward-to-accuse-cuomo-of-inappropriately-killing-her-grandma/?utm_source=fediverse

'The End Is Near!' Cries Crazed Left-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Predicting Apocalyptic Return Of Trump Rioters Any Day Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-end-is-near-cries-crazed-left-wing-conspiracy-theorist-predicting-apocalyptic-return-of-trump-rioters-any-day-now/?utm_source=fediverse

American Patriots Dump Harry And Meghan Into Boston Harbor

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-patriots-dump-harry-and-meghan-into-boston-harbor/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Obediently Awaits CDC Instructions On Whether It's OK For Him To Breathe

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-standing-by-waiting-for-cdc-instructions-on-whether-its-ok-for-him-to-breathe?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Recommends Double-Caging Children At Border For Extra Safety

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-recommends-double-caging-children-at-border-for-extra-safety?utm_source=fediverse

Heroic Secret Service Agent Dives In Front Of Biden As Reporter Tries To Ask A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-secret-service-agent-dives-in-front-of-biden-as-reporter-tries-to-ask-a-question?utm_source=fediverse

Meghan And Harry Request That Everyone Please Respect Their Privacy And Also Make Sure To Tune In To 'Keeping Up With The Markles'

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-and-harry-request-that-everyone-please-respect-their-privacy-and-tune-in-for-keeping-up-with-the-markels?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Finally Visits ‘On The Border’ To See Crisis Everyone's Talking About

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-visits-on-the-border-to-see-crisis-everyones-talking-about?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: 8% Of Fortune 500 Companies Have Female CEOs -- That's Far Too Many

https://babylonbee.com/news/frank-t-rutherford-op-ed-we-need-fewer-women-ceos?utm_source=fediverse