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Biden Unveils Ambitious Plan To Pay National Debt By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-ambitious-plan-to-pay-national-debt-by-capturing-a-leprechaun-and-using-his-gold/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 10 Bad Things That Have Happened, Proving God Doesn't Exist

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-10-bad-things-that-have-happened-proving-god-doesnt-exist/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Suspected Of Contributing To Border Crisis By Hanging Signs Saying 'Free Stuff, Come On In'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-suspected-of-contributing-to-border-crisis-by-hanging-signs-saying-free-stuff-please-come-on-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Mask Wearing Must Continue Until Everyone Has Learned Complete Obedience To Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-we-all-will-have-to-keep-wearing-masks-until-absolutely-everyone-has-learned-complete-obedience-to-the-government/?utm_source=fediverse

Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-in-damages-as-military-allows-women-to-park-the-tanks/?utm_source=fediverse

Migrant Child Dreams Of Someday Crossing Border To Enjoy Dr. Seuss Books, Pepe Le Pew Cartoons, Aunt Jemima Pancakes

https://babylonbee.com/news/migrant-child-dreams-of-someday-crossing-border-to-enjoy-dr-seuss-books-pepe-le-pew-cartoons-aunt-jemima-pancakes/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Filling Out Bracket By Team Colors And Mascots 385% More Effective

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-woman-who-picks-ncaa-bracket-by-mascots-will-once-again-crush-husbands-spirit/?utm_source=fediverse

Think Women Can't Fight? Here Are 9 Advantages Of Female Soldiers

https://babylonbee.com/news/take-your-sexism-elsewhere-here-are-9-advantages-of-female-soldiers/?utm_source=fediverse

Giant Cloud Of Dust Emerges From Vatican As Pope Francis Opens His Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/giant-cloud-of-dust-emerges-from-vatican-as-pope-francis-opens-his-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Christian Believes Everything About God Except That Bible Stuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-christian-believes-everything-about-god-except-that-bible-stuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Stimulus Check Already Spent On Tank Of Gas

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-stimulus-check-already-spent-on-tank-of-gas/?utm_source=fediverse

Asians Asked To Be Less Successful To Stop Ruining Racial Narrative

https://babylonbee.com/news/asians-asked-to-be-less-successful-to-stop-ruining-racial-narrative/?utm_source=fediverse

Stubborn God Still Refusing To Change With The Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/stubborn-god-still-refusing-to-change-with-the-times/?utm_source=fediverse

In Edgy Grammys Performance, Fully Clothed Woman Sings Beautiful Song

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-edgy-grammys-performance-fully-clothed-woman-sings-beautiful-song/?utm_source=fediverse

Cain Celebrated By Environmentalists For Reducing Humanity's Carbon Footprint By 25%

https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-celebrated-as-worlds-first-environmentalist-whose-activism-reduced-his-generations-carbon-footprint-by-50/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Christian Got Offended By 100 Different Things Today And Nobody Cares

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-curious-what-its-like-when-people-care-if-youre-offended/?utm_source=fediverse

College English Courses To Replace Study Of Shakespeare With Group Readings Of 'Antiracist Baby'

https://babylonbee.com/news/college-english-class-to-replace-study-of-shakespeare-with-group-readings-of-anti-racist-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-biden-wanders-around-the-white-house-wondering-where-obama-went/?utm_source=fediverse

Young Communist Unsettled To Find Hammer, Sickle Represent Physical Labor

https://babylonbee.com/news/young-communist-unsettled-to-find-hammer-sickle-represent-physical-labor/?utm_source=fediverse

New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-m1-abrams-tanks-to-come-equipped-with-changing-tables/?utm_source=fediverse