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As Covid Numbers Dwindle, Desperate Fauci Begins Eating Sack Of Bats

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-covid-numbers-dwindle-desperate-fauci-begins-eating-sack-of-bats/?utm_source=fediverse

Return To Normal: Texas Announces They Will Go Back To Shooting People Wearing Masks On The Assumption They're Stagecoach Robbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-announces-that-on-june-15th-they-will-go-back-to-shooting-people-wearing-masks-on-the-assumption-theyre-stagecoach-robbers/?utm_source=fediverse

Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-dyes-hair-gets-spray-tan-in-preparation-for-2024-presidential-run/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Tips For Opening Your Bible And Reading It This Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-tips-for-opening-your-bible-and-reading-it-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh: GraceLife Members Carry Horns, Begin Marching Around Giant Fence Outside Their Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-gracelife-members-carry-horns-begin-marching-around-giant-fence-outside-their-church/?utm_source=fediverse

'Biden Never Called For A Georgia Boycott,' Says Jen Psaki As Biden Stands Right Behind Her Holding 'Boycott Georgia' Sign

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-never-called-for-a-georgia-boycott-says-jen-psaki-as-biden-stands-right-behind-her-holding-boycott-georgia-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Solve Poverty With One Trillion Dollar Per Hour Minimum Wage

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-solve-poverty-with-one-trillion-doller-per-hour-minimum-wage/?utm_source=fediverse

Girl Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery After Showing Up To School With A G.I. Joe

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-rushed-to-hospital-for-emergency-gender-reassignment-surgery-after-showing-up-to-school-with-a-gijoe/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That If HR 1 Isn’t Passed, Republicans Could Win Some Elections

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-that-if-hr-1-isnt-passed-republicans-could-win-some-elections/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Apologizes For Getting 533 Million Users' Personal Data Stolen Before They Could Sell It

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-apologizes-for-getting-533-million-users-personal-data-stolen-before-they-could-sell-it/?utm_source=fediverse

In New Captain America, Steve Rogers Swayed By Red Skull Videos To Take Responsibility, Clean Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-captain-america-steve-rogers-swayed-by-red-skull-videos-to-take-responsibility-clean-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Is The Apocalypse Nigh? 11 Signs The End Is Coming Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-the-apocalypse-nigh-15-signs-to-look-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Tear Down Wall, Replace With More Compassionate 'Rigid Vertical Border Monument'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-tear-down-wall-replace-with-more-inclusive-rigid-vertical-border-monument/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wins Game Of 'Guess Who?' By Having His Characters Keep Switching Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wins-game-of-guess-who-by-having-his-characters-keep-switching-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos Of Ron DeSantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler

https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-releases-exclusive-secret-photos-of-ron-desantis-clubbing-baby-seals-with-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Removes Entire State Of Georgia From Google Maps

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-removes-entire-state-of-georgia-from-google-maps/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Airlines Installs Ejection Seats For Toddlers Who Take Off Their Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-installs-ejection-seats-for-passengers-who-take-off-their-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America's Spirit

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-predicts-at-least-3-more-covid-variants-may-be-required-to-completely-break-americas-spirit/?utm_source=fediverse

‘This Is Jim Crow Times A Million!’ Yells Biden After Finding Out The McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Is Broken

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-jim-crow-times-a-million-says-biden-after-finding-out-the-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-is-broken/?utm_source=fediverse

Charles Barkley To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Training To Be Less White

https://babylonbee.com/news/charles-barkley-to-undergo-racial-sensitivity-training-to-be-less-white/?utm_source=fediverse