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Scholars Now Believe Father Abraham Spent Most Of His Time Putting Out Oil Lamps His Kids Left On

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-father-abraham-spent-most-of-his-time-putting-out-oil-lamps-his-kids-left-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers

https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-now-available-with-puberty-blockers/?utm_source=fediverse

Hunter Biden Relieved After Learning His Dad Only Cracking Down On Menthol

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-relieved-after-learning-dad-only-cracking-down-on-menthol/?utm_source=fediverse

For Health Of White Girl Community, Biden Bans Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-health-of-white-girl-community-biden-bans-pumpkin-spice-frappuccinos/?utm_source=fediverse

Washington Post Calls Biden A 'Very Catholic President Who Worships Satan'

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-call-biden-a-very-catholic-president-despite-shrine-to-satan-in-oval-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Leader Forced Into Retirement After Turning 30

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leader-forced-into-retirement-after-turning-30/?utm_source=fediverse

Johnson And Johnson Rolls Out New 'No More Clots' Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/johnson-and-johnson-rolls-out-new-no-more-clots-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems: 'If America Isn't Racist, How Do You Explain These White Hoods We're Wearing?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-if-america-isnt-racist-how-do-you-explain-the-hats-were-wearing/?utm_source=fediverse

'Who Are You? Where Are My Pills?' Says Biden In Dynamic Speech Echoing All Of America's Concerns

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-are-you-where-are-my-pills-says-biden-in-dynamic-speech-echoing-all-of-americas-concerns/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Family Buys Second Freezer To Hold All The Mushy Bananas They're Saving For Banana Bread

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-buys-second-freezer-to-hold-all-the-mushy-bananas-theyre-saving-for-banana-bread/?utm_source=fediverse

Inclusivity Win: 'Uno' To Be Renamed 'Unx'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mattel-introduces-new-more-inclusive-card-game-unx/?utm_source=fediverse

Having Stolen Everything From Your Great-Grandchildren, Democrats Move On To Your Great-Great-Grandchildren

https://babylonbee.com/news/having-stolen-everything-from-your-great-grandchildren-biden-moves-on-to-your-great-great-grandchildren/?utm_source=fediverse

A Handy Guide To Translating Your Wife's Facial Expressions

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-handy-guide-to-translating-your-wifes-facial-expressions/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Asks John Kerry To Remove Explosive Vest Before Entering Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-asks-john-kerry-to-remove-explosive-vest-before-entering-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Yellowstone Says They May Soon Let Buffalo Stop Wearing Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/yellowstone-says-they-may-soon-let-buffalo-stop-wearing-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

Cuomo Regretting Killing All Those Elderly After Losing House Seat

https://babylonbee.com/news/cuomo-regretting-killing-all-those-elderly-after-losing-house-seat/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car

https://babylonbee.com/news/car-manufacturers-now-recommend-wearing-a-seatbelt-even-when-youre-outside-the-car/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 7 Shows That Got Better Ratings Than The Oscars

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-shows-that-got-better-ratings-than-the-oscars/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Wears Mask On Zoom Call In Case COVID Has Mutated Into A Computer Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wears-mask-on-zoom-call-in-case-covid-has-become-a-computer-virus/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Water Polo Team Drowns Kneeling For National Anthem

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-water-polo-team-drowns-kneeling-for-national-anthem/?utm_source=fediverse