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Internet Inventor Al Gore Bans Trump From Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/internet-inventor-al-gore-bans-trump-from-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-to-remove-problematic-kiss-from-classic-movie-snow-white-now-to-remain-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African-American Businessman

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-criticize-successful-african-american-businessman/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Keys To Being A Feminist Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-keys-to-being-a-feminist-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-breaks-up-isis-plot-to-use-incorrect-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

Stacey Abrams Graciously Accepts Pulitzer Prize For Upcoming Romance Novels

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacy-abrams-graciously-accepts-pulitzer-prize-for-upcoming-romance-novels/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board Decides To Continue To Ban Trump From The Ball Pit

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-e-cheese-oversight-board-decides-to-continue-to-ban-trump-from-the-ball-pit/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://babylonbee.com/news/cia-replaces-waterboarding-with-12-hour-lectures-on-intersectional-feminism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Jill Biden Wishes Every Latinx Citizen A Happy Cincway Du Marco

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-jill-biden-wishes-every-latinx-citizen-a-happy-cincway-du-marco/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 10 Controversial Statements From President Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-fact-checks-these-key-statements-from-president-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Shootings Drop To Zero After Mass Hiring Of Stormtroopers

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-shootings-drop-to-zero-after-mass-hiring-of-stormtroopers/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband’s Binge Of 'Executive Actions' Leads To Shaky Poll Numbers After First 100 Days Of Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-first-100-days-of-marriage-husband-receives-shaky-poll-numbers-thanks-to-executive-order-binge/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: ‘With Enough Vaccinations, I’m Prepared To Authorize The Use Of Sparklers On The 4th Of July’

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-with-enough-vaccinations-im-prepared-to-authorize-sparklers-on-the-4th-of-july/?utm_source=fediverse

23% Of Galaxy Believes They Are More Unified Since Palpatine Became Emperor

https://babylonbee.com/news/23-of-galaxy-believes-they-are-more-unified-since-palpatine-became-emperor/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Baptists Begin Exodus To Promised Land Of D.C. Where Dancing Is Now Banned

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-baptists-begin-exodus-to-promised-land-of-dc-where-dancing-is-now-banned/?utm_source=fediverse

Evangelical Flips Through Book Of Revelation To Figure Out When Trump Will Be Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelical-flips-through-book-of-revelation-to-figure-out-when-trump-will-be-back/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior To Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Required

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-feel-morally-superior-to-everyone-when-masks-are-no-longer-required/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Have Changed My Mind And Do Not Want A Divorce From This Amazing Handsome Man,' Says Glossy-Eyed Melinda Gates After Receiving Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-melinda-gates-suddenly-changes-mind-about-divorce-after-receiving-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccinated Man Licks First Doorknob In Over A Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccinated-man-licks-first-doorknob-in-over-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse