The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Navy Fighters Shoot Down Hostile UFO After It Refuses To Give Its Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/navy-fighters-shoot-down-hostile-ufo-after-it-refuses-to-give-its-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Explains: What Is Antifa?

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-what-is-antifa/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel To Buy Weapons From America With Money Given To Them By America To Shoot Down Iranian Rockets Paid For By America

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-to-buy-weapons-from-america-with-money-given-to-them-by-america-to-shoot-down-iranian-rockets-paid-for-by-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Propose Cheaper 'Medicare For Al'

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-propose-cheaper-medicare-for-al/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Demand In-Person Learning So They Won't Have To Keep Explaining Math To Their Parents

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-demand-in-person-learning-so-they-wont-have-to-keep-explaining-math-to-their-parents/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'Hamas Is Just An Idea'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-hamas-is-just-an-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Trying To Remember What Happened Around 100 Days Ago When All These Crises Started

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-trying-to-remember-what-happened-100-days-ago-when-all-these-crises-started/?utm_source=fediverse

Latest Science Now Says We All Must Wear Masks To Prevent Global Warming

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-science-now-says-we-all-must-wear-masks-to-prevent-global-warming/?utm_source=fediverse

Musket-Wielding Americans Chase Prince Harry Out Of The Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/musket-wielding-americans-chase-prince-harry-from-the-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Microsoft Launches Investigation Into Bill Gates Affair With Cortana

https://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-launches-investigation-into-bill-gates-affair-with-cortana/?utm_source=fediverse

Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-unveils-new-ultra-thin-yacht-that-can-fit-through-the-eye-of-a-needle/?utm_source=fediverse

Roadrunner Condemned For Disproportionate Use Of Force Against Coyote

https://babylonbee.com/news/roadrunner-condemned-for-disproportionate-use-of-force-against-coyote/?utm_source=fediverse

4-Year-Old Moron Blows Dandelion Seeds All Over Perfect Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/cute-this-idiot-kid-just-blew-200-dandelion-seeds-all-over-your-perfect-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star

https://babylonbee.com/news/luke-skywalker-condemned-for-blowing-up-associated-press-office-located-on-death-star/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Wearing Binkies To Wean Themselves Off Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wearing-binkies-to-wean-themselves-off-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

Eight Warning Signs You Might Be Sharing Office Space With Terrorists

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-warning-signs-you-might-be-sharing-office-space-with-terrorists/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Condemns Israel For Unprovoked Attack On Innocent Hamas Rockets

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-condemns-israel-for-unprovoked-attack-on-innocent-hamas-rockets/?utm_source=fediverse

Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-ap-reporter-forgets-to-remove-hamas-headband-before-going-live/?utm_source=fediverse

On Racist 'OK' Sign, Deaf Community Remains Suspiciously Silent

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-racist-ok-sign-deaf-community-remains-suspiciously-silent/?utm_source=fediverse

China Lands Alluring Female Mars Rover To Steal Secrets From NASA Rover

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-lands-alluring-female-mars-rover-to-steal-secrets-from-nasa-rover/?utm_source=fediverse