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Brilliant: Trump Begins Running 2024 Campaign Ads On Gas Pumps

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-running-2024-campaign-ads-on-gas-station-pumps/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Creates OnlyFans Account To Share Exclusive Ice Cream Eating Pics With Journalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-creates-onlyfans-account-to-share-exclusive-ice-cream-eating-pics-with-journalists/?utm_source=fediverse

Jan 6th Commission Canceled After Everyone Agrees Trump Won Election Fair And Square

https://babylonbee.com/news/jan-6th-commission-canceled-after-everyone-agrees-trump-won-fair-and-square/?utm_source=fediverse

'At Least Our Military Was Inclusive,' Says Conquered American Working In Chinese Prison Camp In Year 2025

https://babylonbee.com/news/conquered-american-working-in-chinese-slave-camp-in-year-2030-just-glad-us-military-was-inclusive/?utm_source=fediverse

McDonald's Drive Thru Backs Up For Miles As Dr. Fauci Keeps Changing His Mind

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-drive-through-backs-up-for-miles-as-fauci-tries-to-make-up-his-mind/?utm_source=fediverse

Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream

https://babylonbee.com/news/reporters-marvel-as-biden-eats-a-microphone-after-mistaking-it-for-an-ice-cream-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

God Puts Rainbow In Sky Promising Never To Punish The Earth With 'Friends' Reunion Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-puts-rainbow-in-sky-promising-never-to-punish-the-earth-with-friends-reunion-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To Move Out Of California

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-announces-sweepstakes-where-5-lucky-winners-get-to-move-out-of-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Counter $6 Trillion Budget Proposal With Fiscally Responsible $5.9 Trillion Budget Proposal

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-counter-2-trillion-infrastructure-bill-with-fiscally-responsible-19-trillion-proposal/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Now Banning Anyone Who Says Virus Wasn't Created In Wuhan Lab

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-now-banning-anyone-who-says-virus-wasnt-developed-in-wuhan-lab/?utm_source=fediverse

Defund Police Protest Canceled After Someone Steals All Their Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/defund-police-protest-canceled-after-someone-stole-all-their-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

At China's Instruction, Apple Removes Taiwan From Maps

https://babylonbee.com/news/at-chinas-instruction-apple-removes-taiwan-from-maps/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Hires Trump As News Anchor To Recover Lost Viewers

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-hires-trump-as-news-anchor-to-recover-lost-viewers/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wakes Up In Cold Sweat After Recurring Nightmare Of Going To School Maskless

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-nightmare-of-going-to-school-maskless/?utm_source=fediverse

Wuhan Beginning To Rethink Newly Installed Sign Reading 'Birthplace Of Covid'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wuhan-beginning-to-rethink-newly-installed-birthplace-of-covid-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

John Cena To Undergo Experimental Spine Implant Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-cena-to-undergo-controversial-spine-implant-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse

Calls To Defund The Police Wane After People Remember Crime Exists

https://babylonbee.com/news/calls-for-defund-the-police-wane-after-people-remember-crime-exists/?utm_source=fediverse

New Amazon Bond Film Will Feature 007 Assassinating Small Business Owners

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-institutes-new-direction-for-bond-where-large-organization-that-tries-to-take-over-the-world-is-good-actually/?utm_source=fediverse

Snopes Introduces New Rating: 'False For Now'

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-introduces-new-rating-false-for-now/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Added To Iwo Jima Memorial For Surviving Capitol Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-added-to-iwo-jima-memorial-for-surviving-capitol-riot/?utm_source=fediverse