The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

'I Don't Study Science, I AM The Science,' Growls Grizzled, Bald Dr. Fauci To Reporters

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-do-not-study-science-i-am-the-science-growls-grizzled-bald-dr-fauci-to-reporters/?utm_source=fediverse

Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations

https://babylonbee.com/news/half-black-man-ordered-to-pay-himself-reparations/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Completely Baffled As To Where Joe Biden's Son Could Have Learned All That Racist Language

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-unsure-where-joe-bidens-son-learned-all-that-racist-language/?utm_source=fediverse

Blue's Clues To Be Guest-Hosted By Jared From Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/blues-clues-to-be-guest-hosted-by-jared-from-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: We Have Acquired Joel Osteen's Emails

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-acquired-joel-osteens-emails/?utm_source=fediverse

LGBTQ Community Really Bummed They Have To Eat At Burger King Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/lgbtq-community-really-bummed-they-have-to-eat-at-burger-king-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Propose Vaccination-By-Mail Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-propose-vaccination-by-mail-program/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Crisis Solved: Immigrants Flee In Terror After Hearing Kamala Harris Cackle

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-crisis-solved-immigrants-flee-in-terror-after-hearing-kamala-harris-cackle/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Manchin And Mitt Romney Forced To Sit At The 'No Friends' Table At Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-manchin-and-mitt-romney-forced-to-sit-at-the-no-friends-table-at-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Family Games You Didn’t Know Were Actually Designed By Satan

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-family-games-you-didnt-know-were-actually-designed-by-satan/?utm_source=fediverse

Actress Ellie Kemper In Hot Water Again After Photos Emerge Of Her Using Aunt Jemima Syrup

https://babylonbee.com/news/actress-elie-kemper-apologizes-for-her-ignorance-of-the-racist-sexist-roots-of-the-syrup-she-used-once-in-college/?utm_source=fediverse

Were Your Ancestors Oppressed, Possibly Entitling You To Reparations? Take The Quiz!

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-your-ancestors-oppressed-entitling-you-to-reparations-take-the-quiz/?utm_source=fediverse

God Condemned For Forgiving Racism

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-condemned-for-forgiving-racism/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 8 Worst Prayers God Received This Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-8-most-stupid-prayers-god-received-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Excited To Once Again Be Richest Man On Earth While Jeff Bezos Is In Space

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-excited-to-once-again-be-richest-man-on-earth-while-jeff-bezos-is-in-space/?utm_source=fediverse

Pride Month Canceled After It's Revealed LGBTQ Community Culturally Appropriated Sign Of Noahic Covenant

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-month-canceled-after-its-revealed-lgbtq-community-culturally-appropriated-sign-of-noahic-covenant/?utm_source=fediverse

Governor Gavin Newsom Announces He's Using His Emergency Powers To Wish For More Emergency Powers

https://babylonbee.com/news/gov-gavin-newsom-announces-hes-using-his-emergency-powers-to-wish-for-more-emergency-powers/?utm_source=fediverse

Harry And Meghan Announce Birth Of Beautiful 'Half-Oppressed, Half-Privileged Baby'

https://babylonbee.com/news/harry-and-meghan-announce-birth-of-one-quarter-oppressed-three-quarters-privileged-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Demand Republicans Pay Them Reparations For Freeing Their Slaves

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-republicans-pay-them-reparations-for-freeing-their-slaves/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Announces New Movie Giving Sympathetic Origin Story To Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-announces-new-movie-giving-sympathetic-origin-story-to-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse