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Biden Quits Presidency To Focus On Mental Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-quits-presidency-to-focus-on-mental-health/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Christian Offers New, More Open, Less Judgmental Christianity — No, Wait, It’s Just Satan Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-christian-offers-new-more-open-less-judgmental-christianity--no-wait-its-just-satan-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Pelosi Puts Unbiased Republican Hilliard Clintock On Jan 6 Committee

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-puts-well-known-unbiased-republican-hilliard-clintock-on-jan-6-committee/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympic Committee Confirms Women's Medals Will Only Weigh 78% As Much As Men's

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympic-committee-confirms-womens-medals-will-only-weigh-78-as-much-as-mens/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Reasons You Should Just Turn Your Guns Over To The Government TODAY

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-reasons-to-turn-your-guns-over-to-the-government-immediately/?utm_source=fediverse

Problem Solved: Cleveland Indians Mascot Replaced By Apu From The Simpsons

https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-solved-cleveland-indians-mascot-replaced-by-apu-from-the-simpsons/?utm_source=fediverse

Who Said It: Joe Biden Or This Crazy Escaped Asylum Patient We Met Behind A 7-Eleven?

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-said-it-joe-biden-or-this-crazy-escaped-asylum-patient-we-met-behind-a-7-eleven/?utm_source=fediverse

Compromise Reached: Everyone Still Afraid Of COVID Will Be Locked Down, Everyone Else Will Live Lives As Normal

https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-reached-everyone-still-afraid-of-covid-will-be-locked-down-everyone-else-will-live-lives-as-normal/?utm_source=fediverse

To Improve Box Office Performance, LeBron To Be Digitally Replaced By Michael Jordan In 'Space Jam 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-space-jam-2-box-office-performance-lebron-to-be-digitally-replaced-by-michael-jordan/?utm_source=fediverse

To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-defeat-delta-variant-experts-recommend-doing-all-the-things-that-didnt-work-the-first-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists Declare Victory After Obliterating Women's Sports, Relabeling Mothers 'Birthing Persons', Getting Women Drafted

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-declare-victory-after-obliterating-womens-sports-relabeling-women-birthing-persons-getting-women-drafted/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Sneaks Back Into White House Hidden Within Trojan Ice Cream Cone

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-back-into-white-house-hidden-within-trojan-ice-cream-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Can’t Wait To Get To Heaven To Ask God Who Truly Won 2020 Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-christian-cant-wait-to-get-to-heaven-to-ask-god-who-truly-won-2020-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People To Ignore Government And Live Their Lives

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dangerous-freedom-variant-has-people-ignoring-government-edicts/?utm_source=fediverse

Unemployment Up 800% Among Ethnic Mascots

https://babylonbee.com/news/unemployment-up-800-among-ethnic-mascots/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Discovers Building Full Of Dangerous Extremists Organizing Acts Of Terror Across Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-organization-found-to-be-organizing-acts-of-terror-across-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: FBI Helped Thanos Get Six Infinity Stones In Attempt To Bust Him On Plot To Kill Half The Universe

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-helped-thanos-get-six-infinity-stones-in-attempt-to-bust-him-on-ending-half-of-all-life-in-the-universe/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Airs Hour-Long PSA On Warning Signs Of Dementia

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-airs-hour-long-public-service-message-on-dementia/?utm_source=fediverse

To Get Kids Interested In The Vaccine, Biden Holds Photo Op With Teen Pop Sensation Hanson

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-get-kids-interested-in-the-vaccine-biden-holds-photo-op-with-teen-pop-sensation-hanson/?utm_source=fediverse

To Improve Olympic Chances, US Women's Soccer Team Replaced By 15-Year-Old Boys Team In Wigs

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-olympic-chances-us-womens-soccer-team-replaced-by-15-year-old-boys-team-in-wigs/?utm_source=fediverse