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CNN Employees Fired For Being Unvaccinated Wishing They'd Have Just Exposed Themselves On A Zoom Call Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-employees-fired-for-being-unvaccinated-wishing-theyd-just-have-exposed-themselves-on-a-zoom-call-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: I Tried Firing An AR-15 Yesterday And I Have Literally Been Soiling Myself For 17 Straight Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-tried-firing-an-ar-15-yesterday-and-i-still-havent-stopped-soiling-myself/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccination Rates Plummet As More Celebrities Say They Won't Hang Out With The Unvaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccination-rates-plummet-as-more-celebrates-say-they-wont-hang-out-with-the-unvaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Swears He Can Stop Watching Jordan Peterson Videos Anytime He Wants To

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-swears-he-can-stop-watching-jordan-peterson-videos-anytime-he-wants-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Cori Bush Hires Mercenary Army To Arrest Anyone Who Doesn't Want To Defund The Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/cori-bush-hires-mercenary-army-to-beat-up-anyone-who-doesnt-want-to-defund-the-police/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Getting Evicted Wishes There Were Some Way He Could Go Out And Exchange His Labor For Money To Pay Rent

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-evicted-wishes-there-were-some-way-he-could-go-out-and-exchange-his-labor-for-money-to-pay-rent/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls On Cuomo To Resign: 'Leave Some Women For The Rest Of Us'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-cuomo-to-resign-leave-some-broads-for-the-rest-of-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Combats COVID By Adding Essential Oils To Fog Machine

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-combats-covid-by-adding-essential-oils-to-fog-machine/?utm_source=fediverse

Wrestler Stripped Of Gold Medal After Pro-USA Comments Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/wrestler-stripped-of-gold-medal-after-pro-usa-comments-surface/?utm_source=fediverse

January 6th Rioter Found Innocent After Discovery He Just Torched A Small Business Across The Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6th-rioter-found-innocent-after-discovery-he-just-torched-a-small-business-across-the-street/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Praise DeBlasio For Barring 65% Of Black NYC Residents From Society

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-praise-deblasio-for-barring-65-of-black-nyc-residents-from-society/?utm_source=fediverse

Cuomo Announces New Book On How To Treat Women With Dignity And Respect

https://babylonbee.com/news/cuomo-announces-new-book-on-how-to-treat-women-with-dignity-and-respect/?utm_source=fediverse

Feeling During Modern Worship Concert Suspiciously Similar To Feeling During Rock Concert

https://babylonbee.com/news/feeling-during-modern-worship-set-suspiciously-similar-to-feeling-during-rock-concert/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: The Leftist's Guide To Defending Critical Race Theory

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-the-leftists-guide-to-defending-critical-race-theory/?utm_source=fediverse

Thomas Massie Found To Have Connection To Far-Right Extremist Group, The Founding Fathers

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-found-to-have-connection-to-far-right-extremist-group-the-founding-fathers/?utm_source=fediverse

Chris Cuomo Reports Slow News Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/chris-cuomo-reports-slow-news-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says New Lockdown Will Only Last For One Month Or Until The End Of The U.S., Whichever Comes First

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidensays-new-lockdown-will-only-last-for-one-month-or-until-the-end-of-the-us-whichever-is-sooner/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Clarifies That Forced Eviction Moratorium Will Not Apply To Unborn Babies

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-clarifies-that-forced-eviction-moratorium-will-not-apply-to-unborn-babies/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Scrambles To Renew Eviction Moratorium Before Kamala Harris Throws Him Out Of White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-scrambles-to-renew-eviction-moratorium-before-kamala-harris-throws-him-out-of-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Experts Point To Gollum As Model Citizen For Excellent Social Distancing Practices

https://babylonbee.com/news/gollum-hired-as-spokesperson-to-promote-social-distancing-guidelines/?utm_source=fediverse