The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Start Freaking Out: Here Are 10 New Variants You Should Be Super Worried About

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Republicans And Democrats Finally Brought Together By Chance To Spend Your Money

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Planned Parenthood Announces They Will Now Vaccinate Unborn Babies Before Killing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-will-now-vaccinate-unborn-babies-before-killing-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Hoping This Whole 'Politicians Resigning For Sexual Harassment' Thing Doesn't Catch On

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-hoping-this-whole-politicians-resigning-for-sexual-harassment-thing-doesnt-catch-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Excited To Find Out What They Just Spent $1.2 Trillion On

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-excited-to-find-out-what-they-just-spent-12-trillion-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Agrees To Get Vaccinated In Exchange For TikTok Influencers Being Launched Into The Sun

https://babylonbee.com/news/hesitant-agree-to-get-vaccinated-in-exchange-for-tiktok-influencers-being-launched-into-the-sun/?utm_source=fediverse

Students Across America Excited To Finally Return To In-Person Indoctrination

https://babylonbee.com/news/students-across-america-excited-to-finally-return-to-in-person-indoctrination/?utm_source=fediverse

After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN

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Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family

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Public School Starts Day With Pledge Of Allegiance To Dr. Fauci

https://babylonbee.com/news/public-school-starts-day-with-pledge-of-allegiance-to-dr-fauci/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Introduces New Chainsaw Diesel Gunpowder Fire Tornado Double Stuffed Testosterone Mountain Dew Fuel Themed Men’s Bible Study For Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-introduces-new-chainsaw-diesel-gunpowder-fire-tornado-double-stuffed-testosterone-mountain-dew-fuel-themed-mens-bible-study-for-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Masks Thrown In The Pacific Mutate Into Giant Monster To Terrorize California

https://babylonbee.com/news/masks-thrown-into-the-pacific-have-formed-together-becoming-sentient-and-are-now-terrorizing-california/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Liberal Child

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Solution To Government-Created Problem Is More Government, Says Government

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Obama's Massive Birthday Party Concludes With Fireworks Reading 'Stay Home, Stay Safe'

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Cuomo Condemns America’s History Of Prejudice Against Italian, Grandma-Killing Sex Predators

https://babylonbee.com/news/cuomo-condemns-americas-history-of-bigotry-against-italian-grandma-killing-sex-predators/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Public Schools To Distribute Bulletproof Masks

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Y Chromosome Suspended From Twitter For Calling Laurel Hubbard A Man

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Obama's Party Ruined As Mansion Sinks Into Sea Thanks To Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-party-ruined-as-mansion-sinks-into-sea-thanks-to-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Birthday Party Guests Play Light-Hearted Game Of 'Pin The Drone On The Middle Eastern Country'

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-birthday-party-guests-play-light-hearted-game-of-pin-the-drone-on-the-middle-eastern-country/?utm_source=fediverse