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Heaven Installs Garbage Can At Entrance For Discarding All The Seashells You Wasted Your Life Collecting

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-installs-garbage-can-at-entrance-for-discarding-all-the-seashells-you-wasted-your-life-collecting/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Go To Church You Heathen

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-stop-reading-the-babylon-bee-and-go-to-church-you-heathen/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Who's Been Saying 'It's Time To Leave For Church!' All Morning Still Last One Out Of The House

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-whos-been-saying-its-time-to-leave-for-church-all-morning-still-last-one-out-of-the-house/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-taliban-for-wearing-masks-during-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Schwarzenegger To Star In 'Terminator' Reboot Where He Goes Back In Time To Make Sure Everyone Is Wearing A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/schwarzenegger-to-star-in-terminator-reboot-where-he-goes-back-in-time-to-tell-humanity-to-just-give-up-all-their-freedoms/?utm_source=fediverse

Snopes Publishes Fact-Check On Whether Snopes Plagiarized But Oh No! The Whole Article Seems To Have Been Stolen From PolitiFact

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-publishes-fact-check-on-whether-snopes-plagiarized-but-oh-no-the-whole-article-seems-to-have-been-copied-from-politifact/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: We Have Acquired The Department Of Homeland Security's Complete List Of Terror Threats

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-acquired-the-department-of-homeland-securitys-complete-list-of-terror-threats/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Most Parents OK With Government Brainwashing Their Children If It Means Free Babysitting

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-happily-give-children-to-government-for-indoctrination-if-it-means-free-babysitting/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Rename Climate Change 'COVID' So Americans Will Immediately Give Up All Their Rights To Fight It

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-rename-climate-change-covid-so-americans-will-immediately-give-up-all-their-rights-to-fight-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook To Scan Prayers For Misinformation Before Passing Them On To God

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-to-scan-prayers-for-misinformation-before-passing-them-on-to-god/?utm_source=fediverse

School Board Meetings Now Being Held In Football Stadiums To Accommodate All The Angry Parents

https://babylonbee.com/news/school-board-meetings-now-behind-held-in-football-stadiums-to-accomodate-all-the-angry-parents/?utm_source=fediverse

Bikers At Sturgis Rally Put Up 'Happy Birthday Obama' Sign So COVID Can't Spread

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-hang-happy-birthday-obama-banners-over-front-door-to-ward-off-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Petitions Britney Spears's Judge For Conservatorship Of Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-petitions-britney-spears-judge-for-conservatorship-of-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: The Most Surprising Results From The 2020 Census

https://babylonbee.com/news/surprising-results-from-the-census/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Puts Afghan American Diplomat Hilmira Clintabdul In Charge Of Protecting American Embassy In Kabul

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-puts-hillary-clinton-in-charge-of-protecting-american-embassy-in-afghanistan/?utm_source=fediverse

With Infrastructure Bill Passed, Congress Gets To Work On Legislation To Fix Roads And Bridges

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-infrastructure-bill-passed-congress-gets-to-work-on-legislation-to-fix-roads-and-bridges/?utm_source=fediverse

Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rides-donkey-into-dc-on-path-of-mypillows/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Runs Into Village Screaming That A Wolf Is Coming To Devour Us All Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-runs-into-village-screaming-that-a-wolf-is-coming-to-devour-us-all/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's A Comprehensive List Of All The Socialist Countries That Haven't Turned Into A Totalitarian Hellscape Where You Have To Eat Your Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/think-communism-cant-work-heres-a-comprehensive-list-of-all-the-successful-communist-countries-in-human-history/?utm_source=fediverse

Under New Eviction Moratorium Rules, Capitol Hill Rioters Allowed To Reside In Nancy Pelosi’s Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/under-new-eviction-moratorium-rules-capitol-hill-rioters-allowed-to-reside-in-nancy-pelosis-office/?utm_source=fediverse