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Kabul Airport Now Ranked World's Second Most Dangerous Behind Chicago O'Hare

https://babylonbee.com/news/kabul-airport-now-ranked-worlds-second-most-dangerous-behind-chicago-ohare/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Announce They Will No Longer Treat Car Accident Victims Who Didn't Wear Their Seat Belt

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-announce-they-will-no-longer-treat-car-accident-victims-who-didnt-wear-their-seat-belt/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Approves Vaping As Effective Method Of Birth Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-vaping-as-effective-method-of-birth-control/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Not To Worry That The Taliban Has Some Of Our Military Equipment, Because We Also Got Some Of Theirs, Such As A Stick With A Rock Tied To It

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-not-to-worry-that-the-taliban-has-some-of-our-military-equipment-because-we-also-got-some-of-theirs-such-as-a-stick-with-a-rock-tied-to-it/?utm_source=fediverse

100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get The Shot Now That A Government Agency Said It’s OK

https://babylonbee.com/news/100-million-vaccine-hesitant-americans-will-get-the-shot-now-that-a-government-agency-said-its-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating It For All Eternity

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-throws-child-up-in-air-one-time-now-doomed-to-keep-doing-so-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse

Compassionate Joel Osteen Flies His Jet To Kabul Airport To Tell Afghans To Name And Claim Victory Over Their Lives

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-travels-to-kabul-to-remind-refugees-to-name-and-claim-their-victory-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Staffers Lure Kamala Back To White House By Telling Her There's Some Kids Smoking Marijuana On The Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/staffers-lure-kamala-back-to-white-house-by-telling-her-theres-some-kids-smoking-marijuana-on-the-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Afghan Refugees To Be Clothed In Discarded 'Evangelicals For Biden' Shirts

https://babylonbee.com/news/trapped-afghan-refugees-to-be-clothed-in-discarded-evangelicals-for-biden-shirts/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Dons Camel Hair Coat, Eats Locusts To Prepare The Way For Return Of Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-dons-camel-hair-coat-eats-locusts-to-prepare-the-way-for-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Every American Life Saved After Chick-Fil-A Takes Over Kabul Airport Evacuation

https://babylonbee.com/news/every-american-life-saved-after-chick-fil-a-put-in-charge-of-kabul-airport-evacuation/?utm_source=fediverse

‘We Don’t Have The Capacity To Collect Large Numbers Of People’, Says Administration With Thousands Of Kids In Cages

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-dont-have-the-capacity-to-collect-large-numbers-of-people-says-administration-with-half-a-million-kids-in-cages/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Other Things You Can Do Rather Than Mask Mandates If You Hate Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-other-things-you-can-do-rather-than-mask-mandates-if-you-hate-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Vacation Ruined By Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-vacation-ruined-by-family/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Announces They've Lost Kamala Harris But They're Also Not Looking For Her Very Hard

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-announces-theyve-lost-kamala-harris-but-theyre-also-not-looking-for-her-very-hard/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'The Taliban Can't Have Won The War In Afghanistan As They Haven't Got Any Nukes Or F-15s'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-the-taliban-cant-have-won-the-war-in-afghanistan-as-they-havent-got-any-f-15s-or-nukes/?utm_source=fediverse

Dominion Voting Machine Really Starting To Regret Its 50,000 Votes For Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-bidens-approval-numbers-so-low-even-dominion-computers-regret-having-voted-for-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Tired Of Being President, Biden Hangs 'Trump Won' Sign Out Of White House Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/tired-of-being-president-biden-hangs-trump-won-sign-out-of-white-house-window/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: Tetris Introduces First Transgender Block

https://babylonbee.com/news/tetris-introduces-first-transgender-tetromino/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of The Taliban's First Draft Of Their New Women's Bill Of Rights

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-obtained-a-copy-of-the-talibans-first-draft-of-their-new-womens-bill-of-rights/?utm_source=fediverse