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Australian Citizens Ask Taliban To Liberate Their Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/australian-citizens-ask-taliban-to-liberate-their-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden's Guest Hosting Of 'Jeopardy!' A Disaster As He Flees Every Time A Contestant Puts An Answer In Form Of A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-guest-hosting-of-jeopardy-a-disaster-as-he-flees-when-a-contestant-puts-an-answer-in-form-of-a-question/?utm_source=fediverse

American In Taliban Prison Starting To Worry How This Will Affect Biden's Poll Numbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-in-taliban-prison-starting-to-worry-how-this-will-affect-bidens-poll-numbers/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Make Sure No Americans Are Stranded In Afghanistan By Stripping Citizenship Of Everyone Stranded There

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-making-sure-no-americans-are-stranded-in-afghanistan-by-stripping-citizenship-of-anyone-stranded-there/?utm_source=fediverse

In New Spider-Man Movie, Peter Parker Asks Doctor Strange To Undo Spider-Man 3

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-spider-man-movie-peter-parker-asks-dr-strange-to-undo-spider-man-3/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Black People Who Are Really White Supremacists

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-black-people-who-are-really-white-supremacists/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says We May Need To Reinvade Afghanistan As They Have Weapons Of Mass Destruction Which We Gave Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-we-may-need-to-reinvade-afghanistan-as-they-have-weapons-of-mass-destruction-which-we-gave-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Hourly Assurances From White House Staff That Biden Isn't Dead Starting To Have Opposite Effect

https://babylonbee.com/news/hourly-assurances-from-white-house-staff-that-biden-isnt-dead-starting-to-have-opposite-effect/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccine-Hesitant Man Happy About FDA Approval But Still Waiting On Tucker Carlson Approval

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccine-hesitant-man-happy-about-fda-approval-but-still-waiting-on-tucker-carlson-approval/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Trapped By Taliban With No Rescue Plan Happy To Hear They Are Not Stranded

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-left-behind-in-afghanistan-with-no-options-to-leave-relieved-to-hear-that-they-are-not-stranded/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine, Knocks On Wood

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-pfizer-vaccine-knocks-on-wood/?utm_source=fediverse

How To Spot A Loyal Follower Of The One True President Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-spot-a-loyal-follower-of-the-one-true-president-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Unveil ‘Tread On Me’ Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-unveil-tread-on-me-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

Kabul Airport Now Ranked World's Second Most Dangerous Behind Chicago O'Hare

https://babylonbee.com/news/kabul-airport-now-ranked-worlds-second-most-dangerous-behind-chicago-ohare/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Announce They Will No Longer Treat Car Accident Victims Who Didn't Wear Their Seat Belt

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-announce-they-will-no-longer-treat-car-accident-victims-who-didnt-wear-their-seat-belt/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Approves Vaping As Effective Method Of Birth Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-vaping-as-effective-method-of-birth-control/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Not To Worry That The Taliban Has Some Of Our Military Equipment, Because We Also Got Some Of Theirs, Such As A Stick With A Rock Tied To It

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-not-to-worry-that-the-taliban-has-some-of-our-military-equipment-because-we-also-got-some-of-theirs-such-as-a-stick-with-a-rock-tied-to-it/?utm_source=fediverse

100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get The Shot Now That A Government Agency Said It’s OK

https://babylonbee.com/news/100-million-vaccine-hesitant-americans-will-get-the-shot-now-that-a-government-agency-said-its-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Immediately Regrets Doing Something That Made Child Laugh As He Is Now Doomed To Keep Repeating It For All Eternity

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-throws-child-up-in-air-one-time-now-doomed-to-keep-doing-so-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse

Compassionate Joel Osteen Flies His Jet To Kabul Airport To Tell Afghans To Name And Claim Victory Over Their Lives

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-travels-to-kabul-to-remind-refugees-to-name-and-claim-their-victory-today/?utm_source=fediverse