The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Report: Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-wasnt-checking-watch-just-making-sure-there-was-no-blood-left-on-his-hands/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Say True Lockdowns Have Never Been Tried

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-true-lockdowns-have-never-been-tried/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Someone Accidentally Pulls Safety Pin Keeping Biden's Body Together

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-after-someone-accidentally-pulls-safety-pin-keeping-bidens-body-together/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Halloween Sets Up Shop In Abandoned U.S. Military Bases In Afghanistan

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-halloween-sets-up-shop-in-abandoned-us-military-bases-afghanistan/?utm_source=fediverse

First-Time Father Buys M1 Abrams Tank To Safely Drive Newborn Home From Hospital

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-time-father-buys-m1-abrams-tank-to-safely-drive-newborn-home-from-hospital/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Investigating Credible Threat From The Grim Reaper

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-investigating-credible-threat-from-the-grim-reaper/?utm_source=fediverse

FDA Says Pfizer Vaccine Is Harmless To Humans, COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-says-pfizer-vaccine-is-harmless-to-humans-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Praises ‘Flawless Cleanup Effort’ After Biden Poops On White House Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-praises-flawless-cleanup-effort-after-biden-poops-on-white-house-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Finally Unified Against Common Foe

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-finally-unified-against-common-foe/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Deploys Military Back To Afghanistan After Realizing They Left Behind Millions Of Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/military-deploys-back-to-afghanistan-after-realizing-they-left-behind-billions-of-dollars-worth-of-masks/?utm_source=fediverse

ISIS-K And 13 Other Deadly ISIS Variants

https://babylonbee.com/news/isis-k-and-13-more-deadly-isis-variants/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Administration Changes U.S. Military Slogan To 'Hundreds Of Americans Left Behind'

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-military-changes-slogan-to-hundreds-of-americans-left-behind/?utm_source=fediverse

Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-and-pfizer-announce-2-gallon-family-size-vaccine-booster-tub/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazing: After Careful Study, Man Concludes Jesus Would Have All The Same Political Positions That He Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-after-careful-study-man-concludes-jesus-would-have-all-the-same-political-positions-that-he-does/?utm_source=fediverse

Scandal As Newsom Campaign Produces Old Yearbook Photo Showing Larry Elder In Blackface

https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-as-newsom-campaign-produces-old-yearbook-photos-showing-larry-elder-in-blackface/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: Your Freedom Is Not More Important Than My Fear Of Your Freedom

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-your-freedom-is-not-more-important-than-my-fear-of-your-freedom/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Wakes Up From Bizarre Dream That He Was Talking To Israel's Prime Minister

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-has-weird-dream-that-he-was-talking-to-israeli-prime-minister/?utm_source=fediverse

One Of Jesus’s Lesser-Known Miracles: The Time He Walked Across Milk Crates

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesuss-lesser-known-miracles-the-time-he-walked-across-milk-crates/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Struck Dead After Rating Bible App Just 4 Stars

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-struck-dead-after-rating-bible-app-4-stars/?utm_source=fediverse

CIA Warns Radical Extremists Currently Hold Weekly Meetings In Terror Cells Across Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-radical-extremists-hold-weekly-meetings-in-terror-cells-across-country/?utm_source=fediverse