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CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says-a-new-covid-variant-may-be-needed-to-effectively-bury-afghanistan-news/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons It's Way Better To Just Let The Government Take Care Of The Poor

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-we-need-the-government-to-take-care-of-the-poor-for-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Soft Releases New 'Devil Hard' Toilet Paper For Atheists

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-soft-releases-new-devil-hard-toilet-paper-for-atheists/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-if-more-states-pass-election-integrity-laws-there-will-be-a-devastating-decline-in-cheating/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Decides To Help American Hostages After Learning The McFlurry Machine Repairman Is On The Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-decides-to-help-american-hostages-after-learning-the-guy-who-can-fix-the-mcflurry-machines-is-on-the-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/immune-system-criticized-as-anti-science/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-frantically-looking-up-what-you-can-do-with-babies-other-than-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Begs Kamala Harris Not To Campaign For Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-begs-kamala-harris-not-to-campaign-for-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Call For Impeachment Of Whoever Is Telling Biden What To Do

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-call-for-impeachment-of-whoever-is-telling-biden-what-to-do/?utm_source=fediverse

In New 'Dune' Movie, Paul Atreides To Defeat Sandworms With Extra-Strength Dose Of Ivermectin

https://babylonbee.com/news/controversial-scene-in-new-dune-movie-has-paul-atreides-take-ivermectin-to-protect-himself-from-worms/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki: 'There Are No American Hostages, Just People Being Detained Against Their Will Until Their Captors' Demands Are Met'

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-there-are-no-american-hostages-just-people-being-detained-against-their-will-until-their-captors-demands-are-met/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Flies To Afghanistan To Lecture Stranded Americans On How Bad January 6 Was

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-flies-to-afghanistan-to-lecture-stranded-americans-on-how-bad-january-6-was/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Wants To Join A Union But Realizes He'd Have To Get A Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-wants-to-join-a-union-but-realizes-hed-have-to-get-a-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Rolling Stone Announces Exclusive, 100% True Report On The Whereabouts Of Bat Boy

https://babylonbee.com/news/rolling-stone-announces-world-exclusive-report-on-the-whereabouts-of-bat-boy/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan: 'I'm Doing Better But I'm Still A Little Hoarse'

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-rogan-im-feeling-better-but-im-a-bit-long-in-the-face-and-am-feeling-a-little-hoarse/?utm_source=fediverse

Anakin Skywalker Hired By Planned Parenthood For His Speed And Efficiency Taking Care Of The Younglings

https://babylonbee.com/news/anakin-skywalker-hired-by-planned-parenthood-for-the-way-he-took-care-of-younglings/?utm_source=fediverse

How Can God Be Real When A Christian Was Mean To Me Once? Checkmate, Fundies

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-can-god-be-real-when-a-christian-was-mean-to-me-once-checkmate/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-popular-new-drug-pfivermectin/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98%

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-approval-rating-among-cnn-employees-sinks-to-all-time-low-of-98/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Criticized As 'Anti-Science' For Surviving COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-outraged-as-another-person-recovers-from-covid/?utm_source=fediverse