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Biden Unveils Six-Point Plan To End COVID, America As We Know It

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-six-point-plan-to-end-covid-america-as-we-know-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Moves To White House So They Can Strike Down Unconstitutional Mandates In Real-Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-moves-to-white-house-so-they-can-strike-down-unconstitutional-mandates-in-real-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces He Has Natural Immunity To The Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-has-natural-immunity-to-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-your-body-my-choice-vaccination-program/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Announces Civil War

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-announces-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Deranged Conspiracy Theorists Worried Leaders May Build A New World Order After Leaders Say They're Building A New World Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-conspiracy-theorists-worried-world-leaders-may-build-a-new-world-order-after-world-leaders-say-theyre-building-a-new-world-order/?utm_source=fediverse

Food Review: Ketchup—A Complex, Well Crafted Culinary Delight

https://babylonbee.com/news/food-review-ketchup---pure-red-perfection/?utm_source=fediverse

Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-disguises-self-as-larry-elder-so-people-will-commit-real-hate-crimes-against-him/?utm_source=fediverse

'Even We Have Standards': More Birds Refusing To Crap On New York Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/even-we-have-standards-more-birds-refusing-to-crap-on-new-york-times/?utm_source=fediverse

With No Abortions Or Voter Fraud, Bored Texas Democrats Left With Nothing To Do All Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-no-abortions-or-voter-fraud-democrats-are-left-with-nothing-to-do-all-day-in-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're On The Right Side Of History', Says Party Whose Abortion Position Is Endorsed By North Korea, Harvey Weinstein, Church Of Satan

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-on-the-right-side-of-history-says-party-whose-abortion-position-is-endorsed-by-north-korea-harvey-weinstein-church-of-satan/?utm_source=fediverse

More States Pass Abortion Laws In Hopes Of Triggering Travel Ban From Portland

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-red-states-pass-abortion-laws-in-hopes-of-triggering-travel-ban-from-portland/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Warns Of Especially Severe 'Whirlyswirly Wind' Season This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-warns-of-especially-severe-whirlyswirly-wind-season-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Says A New COVID Variant May Be Needed To Effectively Bury Afghanistan News

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says-a-new-covid-variant-may-be-needed-to-effectively-bury-afghanistan-news/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons It's Way Better To Just Let The Government Take Care Of The Poor

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-we-need-the-government-to-take-care-of-the-poor-for-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Soft Releases New 'Devil Hard' Toilet Paper For Atheists

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-soft-releases-new-devil-hard-toilet-paper-for-atheists/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-if-more-states-pass-election-integrity-laws-there-will-be-a-devastating-decline-in-cheating/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Decides To Help American Hostages After Learning The McFlurry Machine Repairman Is On The Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-decides-to-help-american-hostages-after-learning-the-guy-who-can-fix-the-mcflurry-machines-is-on-the-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

Immune System Criticized As Anti-Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/immune-system-criticized-as-anti-science/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists In Texas Frantically Research What People Do With Babies Other Than Killing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-frantically-looking-up-what-you-can-do-with-babies-other-than-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse