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After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them

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White House: 'We Must Continue Admitting Unvaccinated Immigrants To Replace All The Workers Who Got Fired For Being Unvaccinated'

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Worship Leader Struck Dead For Lying After Claiming 'We're Going To Sing This Bridge Just One More Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leader-struck-dead-for-lying-after-claiming-were-going-to-sing-this-bridge-just-one-more-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Thousands Come To Worship At Miraculous Mask Stain That Looks Just Like Fauci

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Californians Desperate To Escape Cling To Landing Gear Of Last Jet Leaving LAX

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Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book

https://babylonbee.com/news/angry-joel-osteen-overturns-tables-of-people-reading-bibles-instead-of-buying-and-selling-his-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Win Blamed On Combination Of Voter Fraud And Having More People Vote For Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-win-blamed-on-combination-of-voter-fraud-and-having-more-people-vote-for-him/?utm_source=fediverse

'Jeopardy!' To Be Hosted By Whoever Is Found Worthy To Wield Mjölnir

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Nation's Productivity Down 97% As Everyone Binge-Watching Norm Macdonald Clips All Day

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General Milley: 'I Had To Commit Treason To Prevent Trump From Committing Treason'

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CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

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Sirens Blaring At Democratic Headquarters As Black Woman Expresses Unapproved Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-on-high-alert-as-black-woman-thinks-for-herself/?utm_source=fediverse

Homeless Spell Out ‘Congrats, Gavin Newsom’ In Poo On The Streets Of California

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Millions Convert To Christianity After Heaven Begins Advertising Norm Macdonald Shows

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How To Pay Off Your Crushing Student Debts Once You’ve Already Sold Your Non-Vital Organs

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Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year

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General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’

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Newsom Orders New Lockdown So French Laundry Will Be Available For Victory Dinner

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Nation Cheers As Democrats Will Remain In California

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Beautiful: AOC Donates Her 'Tax The Rich' Dress To Help Abuela Patch The Holes In Her Roof

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