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Biden Miraculously Parts Rio Grande Allowing Millions Of Immigrants To Cross Into United States

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-miraculously-parts-rio-grande-allowing-millions-of-immigrants-to-cross-into-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Girl James Bond Is Foiled When Villain Places Details Of His Evil Plans In Pickle Jar

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-girl-james-bond-is-foiled-when-villain-places-details-of-his-evil-plans-in-pickle-jar/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Unveils Custom 'Tax The Rich' Tesla

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-unveils-tax-the-rich-tesla/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Demands To Speak With Whoever Was Put In Charge Of Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-demands-meeting-with-whoever-was-put-in-charge-of-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Award-Winning Nature Documentary Films Itself By Random Chance

https://babylonbee.com/news/award-winning-nature-documentary-films-itself-by-random-chance/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Immigrants Enter Country Legally

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-rube-look-at-this-nave-sucker-who-is-actually-bothering-to-immigrate-to-america-legally/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Being Murdered Just Glad He'll Finally Be On A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-being-murdered-just-glad-hell-finally-be-on-a-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Totally Rad Animals God Should Have Created

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-totally-rad-animal-ideas-god-should-have-created/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Admits It’s Really Hard To Solve Crime They Didn’t Make Up Themselves

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-admits-its-really-hard-to-solve-crime-they-didnt-make-up-themselves/?utm_source=fediverse

Having Seen Too Much, Hunter Biden's Laptop Checks Self Into Therapy

https://babylonbee.com/news/having-seen-too-much-hunter-bidens-laptop-checks-self-into-therapy/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Patrol Agents Accused Of Patrolling Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-patrol-agents-accused-of-patrolling-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Bathtime Review: A Torrid, Pointless Affair

https://babylonbee.com/news/bathtime-review-a-torrid-pointless-affair/?utm_source=fediverse

Medical Schools Update Hippocratic Oath To Exclude The Unvaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/medical-schools-update-hippocratic-oath-to-exclude-unborn-unvaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-hoping-her-unlikability-will-distract-from-her-terrible-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together

https://babylonbee.com/news/orders-border-patrol-to-stop-riding-horses-just-bang-two-empty-halves-of-coconuts-together/?utm_source=fediverse

Fiscally Responsible Democrat Says We Should Be Able To Destroy America For Way Less Than $3.5 Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/fiscally-responsible-democrat-says-we-should-be-able-to-destroy-america-for-way-less-than-35-trillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau Re-Elected Sultan Of Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-re-elected-sultan-of-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Uninvited From Board Game Night As He Keeps Changing The Rules As He Goes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dr-fauci-edition-of-pandemic-will-let-you-just-make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Restaurant Adds Voting Booth So They Can Allow People In Without ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-restaurant-adds-voting-booth-so-they-can-allow-in-people-without-id/?utm_source=fediverse

January 6 Rioters Identify As Pedophiles So FBI Will Cover For Them And Look The Other Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6-rioters-come-out-as-pedophiles-so-fbi-will-cover-for-them-and-look-the-other-way/?utm_source=fediverse