Horse-Mounted Aides With Whips Chase Away Journalists Trying To Ask Biden Questions
10 (Holy) Ways To Woo A Godly Christian Girl
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-a-good-christian-girl/?utm_source=fediverse
Athlete Giving Sideline Interview Reveals Revolutionary Strategy Of Trying To Score More Points
Biden Miraculously Parts Rio Grande Allowing Millions Of Immigrants To Cross Into United States
Oh No! Girl James Bond Is Foiled When Villain Places Details Of His Evil Plans In Pickle Jar
AOC Unveils Custom 'Tax The Rich' Tesla
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-unveils-tax-the-rich-tesla/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Harris Demands To Speak With Whoever Was Put In Charge Of Border
Award-Winning Nature Documentary Films Itself By Random Chance
Idiot Immigrants Enter Country Legally
Guy Being Murdered Just Glad He'll Finally Be On A Podcast
Top 10 Totally Rad Animals God Should Have Created
FBI Admits It’s Really Hard To Solve Crime They Didn’t Make Up Themselves
Having Seen Too Much, Hunter Biden's Laptop Checks Self Into Therapy
Border Patrol Agents Accused Of Patrolling Border
https://babylonbee.com/news/border-patrol-agents-accused-of-patrolling-border/?utm_source=fediverse
Bathtime Review: A Torrid, Pointless Affair
https://babylonbee.com/news/bathtime-review-a-torrid-pointless-affair/?utm_source=fediverse
Medical Schools Update Hippocratic Oath To Exclude The Unvaccinated
Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border
Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together
Fiscally Responsible Democrat Says We Should Be Able To Destroy America For Way Less Than $3.5 Trillion
Trudeau Re-Elected Sultan Of Canada
https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-re-elected-sultan-of-canada/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.