The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

More Jedi Refusing To Take Vaccine After Rumor It May Decrease Midichlorian Counts

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-jedi-are-refusing-vaccination-after-rumor-it-may-decrease-midichlorian-counts/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Argues That An Iron Dome Over An Entire Country Would Be Completely Impractical, Would Block Out The Sun

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-argues-that-an-iron-dome-over-an-entire-country-would-be-completely-impractical-would-block-out-the-sun/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Horse Unemployment Has Risen 900% Under Biden Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-horse-unemployment-has-risen-900-under-biden-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

COVID Approval Rating Skyrockets After Briefly Interrupting 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-approval-rating-skyrockets-after-briefly-interrupting-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Patrol Ordered To Chase Immigrants With Segways And Pool Noodles

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-patrol-ordered-to-corral-immigrants-with-segways-and-pool-noodles/?utm_source=fediverse

After Being Fired By Biden, Radicalized Horses Storm Capitol Shouting 'Trump Won!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-being-fired-by-democrats-radicalized-horses-storm-capitol-shouting-trump-won/?utm_source=fediverse

Lockdown Deemed A Success As Everyone Is Now So Obese They Can't Fit Out Their Doors

https://babylonbee.com/news/lockdown-deemed-a-success-as-everyone-is-now-so-obese-they-cant-fit-out-their-doors/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Call On Rohan To Ban The Use Of Horses

https://babylonbee.com/news/rohan-to-ban-the-use-of-horses/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Weeps After Learning That Voting 'Present' Doesn't Mean She Gets Presents

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-weeps-after-learning-that-voting-present-doesnt-mean-she-gets-presents/?utm_source=fediverse

X-Men Solve Gendered Name Controversy By Kicking Out All Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/x-men-solves-gendered-name-controversy-by-kicking-all-women-out-of-group/?utm_source=fediverse

Powerful: AOC Shows Up To Iron Dome Vote In Dress Reading 'Kill The Jews'

https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-aoc-shows-up-to-iron-dome-vote-in-dress-reading-kill-the-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Attract A Godly Christian Man (For The Ladies Only, Guys Please Do Not Click)

https://babylonbee.com/news/listen-up-ladies-here-are-10-ways-to-attract-a-godly-christian-man/?utm_source=fediverse

Horse-Mounted Aides With Whips Chase Away Journalists Trying To Ask Biden Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/horse-mounted-biden-handlers-chase-journalists-out-of-oval-office-with-whips/?utm_source=fediverse

10 (Holy) Ways To Woo A Godly Christian Girl

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-a-good-christian-girl/?utm_source=fediverse

Athlete Giving Sideline Interview Reveals Revolutionary Strategy Of Trying To Score More Points

https://babylonbee.com/news/athlete-giving-sideline-interview-reveals-revolutionary-strategy-of-trying-to-score-more-points/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Miraculously Parts Rio Grande Allowing Millions Of Immigrants To Cross Into United States

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-miraculously-parts-rio-grande-allowing-millions-of-immigrants-to-cross-into-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Girl James Bond Is Foiled When Villain Places Details Of His Evil Plans In Pickle Jar

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-girl-james-bond-is-foiled-when-villain-places-details-of-his-evil-plans-in-pickle-jar/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Unveils Custom 'Tax The Rich' Tesla

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-unveils-tax-the-rich-tesla/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Demands To Speak With Whoever Was Put In Charge Of Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-demands-meeting-with-whoever-was-put-in-charge-of-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Award-Winning Nature Documentary Films Itself By Random Chance

https://babylonbee.com/news/award-winning-nature-documentary-films-itself-by-random-chance/?utm_source=fediverse