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Which Hogwarts House Would You Be In? Take The Official Babylon Bee Quiz!

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Dr. Fauci Says Unvaccinated Kids Can Trick Or Treat But They Only Get Candy Corn

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Columbus Statue Replaced With Statue Of Elizabeth Warren

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Democrats Introduce 'Medicare For All Except The Unvaccinated' Bill

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Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading 'Let's Go Brandon'

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Terrifying New Halloween Mask Depicts A Human Face Not Wearing A Mask

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Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane

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Nation's Brandons Hit All-Time High Approval Rating

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Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of 'Let's Go Brandon!'

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White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-whistleblower-claims-strangers-drag-him-from-place-to-place-and-make-him-sign-papers-and-read-words-on-monitors-and-he-hardly-gets-any-ice-cream/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Named Brandon Attending College Football Game Feeling Really Good About Himself Right Now

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Metroid Dread Review: In An Age Of Female Heroes, It's Great To Finally Play A Game With A Strong Male Protagonist

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'Social Media Needs To Censor Conservatives,' Says Middle Eastern Facebook Whistleblower Hillahammed Clintahamil

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Democrats Clarify That Men Are Allowed To Have Opinion On Abortion As Long As They're For It

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Joe Biden Invites Brandon To The White House To Congratulate Him For His Success

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Biden Hits Record Low Approval Rating On Economy, Foreign Policy, Pronouncing Words, Standing Upright, Continence, Inflation, Math, The Alphabet, Remembering All The Animal Sounds, Respecting Personal Space (Ran Out Of Room, See Article For More)

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In Controversial New Netflix Special, Dave Chappelle Just Reads From A Biology Textbook

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Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone

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Ships Arrive From The Orient Laden With Pumpkin Spice

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17 Things With A Higher Approval Rating Than Joe Biden

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