The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Instead Of Kryptonite, New LGBTQ+ Superman Will Be Crippled By Anyone Using Wrong Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/instead-of-kryptonite-new-lgbtq-superman-will-be-crippled-by-someone-using-wrong-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

Bernie Retires As His Vision Of Making The U.S. Just Like Venezuela Has Finally Been Realized

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-retires-as-his-vision-of-making-the-us-like-venezuela-has-finally-been-realized/?utm_source=fediverse

Katie Couric Admits She Edited Interview To Remove Part Where RBG Said 'Epstein Didn't Kill Himself'

https://babylonbee.com/news/katie-couric-admits-she-edited-interview-to-remove-rbg-saying-epstein-didnt-kill-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Due To Supply Shortages, Husbands May Need To Begin Shopping For Christmas Presents Prior To December 24 This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-supply-shortages-husbands-may-need-to-begin-shopping-for-christmas-presents-prior-to-december-24-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeff Bezos Invites 456 Lucky Contestants To Compete In Series Of Children's Games For Seat On His Next Space Flight

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeff-bezos-invites-456-lucky-contestants-to-compete-in-childrens-games-for-seat-on-his-next-space-flight/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Leader Ascends Into Glory After Learning Fifth Chord

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-leader-ascends-into-glory-after-learning-fifth-chord/?utm_source=fediverse

Gay Superman Will Use Super-Hearing To Listen For Fabulous Antiquing Deals

https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-superman-will-use-super-hearing-to-listen-for-fabulous-antiquing-deals/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Halloween Sets Up Shop On Empty Grocery Store Shelves

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-halloween-sets-up-shop-on-empty-grocery-store-shelves/?utm_source=fediverse

Al-Qaeda To Destabilize U.S. With New Insensitive Comedy Special

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-threatening-to-release-insensitive-comedy-special/?utm_source=fediverse

Boy Who Pointed Out The Emperor Has No Clothes Banned For Misinformation

https://babylonbee.com/news/boy-who-pointed-out-the-emperor-has-no-clothes-banned-for-misinformation/?utm_source=fediverse

Cat Rests Up In Preparation For Long Night Running Up And Down Stairs

https://babylonbee.com/news/cat-rests-up-in-preparation-for-long-night-running-up-and-down-stairs/?utm_source=fediverse

Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

https://babylonbee.com/news/backed-up-cargo-ships-positioned-to-spell-out-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerning Growth In Number Of Giant Flies As Adventurers Keep Slaying All The Giant Spiders

https://babylonbee.com/news/adventurers-slay-giant-spiders-and-now-the-land-is-overrun-with-giant-flies/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remains

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-removes-all-coaches-players-fans-who-have-ever-said-a-bad-word-only-tim-tebow-remains/?utm_source=fediverse

IRS Agents Bust 7-Year-Old For Getting More Than $600 Worth Of Birthday Presents

https://babylonbee.com/news/irs-agents-parachute-into-7-year-olds-birthday-party-on-suspicion-he-got-more-than-600-worth-of-presents/?utm_source=fediverse

For Sake Of Diversity, DC Introduces Straight Christian Robin

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-introduces-straight-christian-robin/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Evil Mirror Universe William Shatner Returns From Space

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-evil-mirror-universe-william-shatner-returns-from-space/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Other Uses For Your Bible Since We Know You're Not Reading It, You Sinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-great-uses-for-your-bible-since-you-never-take-the-time-to-read-it-you-heathen/?utm_source=fediverse

Next Season Of 'Squid Game' Will Have Giant Fauci Robot Shoot Anyone Who Doesn't Get Their Mask On In Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-season-of-squid-game-will-have-giant-fauci-robot-detect-if-youre-not-wearing-a-mask-so-you-can-be-shot/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Botches Abortion, Child Tragically Born

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-botches-abortion-child-tragically-born/?utm_source=fediverse