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Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

https://babylonbee.com/news/youngkin-keeps-lincoln-project-away-by-holding-rally-within-500-feet-of-a-school/?utm_source=fediverse

Mounted Border Patrol Ordered To Replace 'Whips' With Bags Of Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/mounted-border-patrol-ordered-to-replace-whips-with-bags-of-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Wildly Popular New Hair Salon For Introverts Guarantees No Small Talk From Your Stylist

https://babylonbee.com/news/wildly-popular-new-hair-salon-for-introverts-guarantees-no-small-talk-from-your-stylist/?utm_source=fediverse

Rookie Move: Christian Prays God Would Teach Him Patience

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-move-christian-pays-god-would-teach-him-patience/?utm_source=fediverse

KKK Member Posing By Glenn Youngkin's Bus Turns Out To Be Ralph Northam

https://babylonbee.com/news/kkk-member-posing-by-glenn-younkins-buss-turns-out-to-be-ralph-northam/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman's Entire Personality Just Sassy Hobby Lobby Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/womans-entire-personality-just-sassy-hobby-lobby-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Now Offering Advanced Degrees In Unconstitutional Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-now-offering-advanced-degrees-in-unconstitutional-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Supply Chain Crisis Solved As Each Migrant Coming Into Country Will Be Asked To Help Carry A Shipping Container

https://babylonbee.com/news/supply-chain-crisis-solved-as-each-migrant-coming-into-country-will-be-asked-to-help-carry-a-shipping-container/?utm_source=fediverse

Apple Watch Will Now Warn You When You're Enjoying Life Without A Screen

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-watch-will-now-warn-you-when-youre-enjoying-life-without-a-screen/?utm_source=fediverse

American Who Got $1,200 In Exchange For Lost Livelihood Wishes He Had Just Illegally Crossed The Border For $450,000 Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-who-got-1200-in-exchange-for-lost-livelihood-wishes-he-had-just-illegally-crossed-the-border-for-450000-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Introduces New Virtual Reality Pods To Plug You Into Metaverse

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-virtual-reality-pods-to-plug-you-into-meta/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Reasons Parents Should Have No Say Whatsoever In Their Child’s Education

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-reasons-parents-should-have-no-say-in-their-childs-education/?utm_source=fediverse

Patriarchy Declares Victory After Taking Over Women's Sports, Restrooms, Top Military Roles

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriarchy-declares-victory-after-conquering-womens-sports-restrooms-movie-roles/?utm_source=fediverse

Stormtrooper Accidentally Discharges 238 Live Laser Rounds On 'Mandalorian' Set, No One Hurt

https://babylonbee.com/news/nobody-hurt-after-stormtrooper-accidentally-discharges-238-live-laser-rounds-on-set-of-the-mandalorian/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Orders Daring Mission Into Afghanistan To Mark Stranded Americans' Passports As 'Non-Binary'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-orders-daring-mission-into-afghanistan-to-mark-stranded-americans-passports-as-non-binary/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Not Doing Anything Bad To Your Kids But You Cannot Come In And Check,' Says Public School Teacher

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-doing-anything-bad-to-your-kids-but-you-cannot-come-in-and-check-says-public-school-teacher/?utm_source=fediverse

'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' To Be Removed From National Anthem To Encourage Compliance With Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-home-of-the-brave-to-be-removed-from-national-anthem-to-encourage-vaccine-mandate-compliance/?utm_source=fediverse

AG Garland Issues Memo Calling For Investigation Of Terrorist Senators Who Harassed And Intimidated Him At Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/ag-garland-issues-memo-calling-for-investigation-of-terrorist-senators-who-harassed-and-intimidated-him-at-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Excited For Giant Refund After Claiming $1 Million Of 'Unrealized Charitable Donations'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-excited-for-giant-refund-after-claiming-1-million-of-unrealized-charitable-donations/?utm_source=fediverse

Picard Suspended From Twitter For Saying He Sees Only Four Lights

https://babylonbee.com/news/picard-suspended-from-twitter-for-saying-he-sees-only-four-lights/?utm_source=fediverse