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'Instead Of A Dark Lord, You Will Have A Queen! Not Dark But Beautiful And Terrible As The Dawn! All Shall Love Me And Despair!' Says Acting President Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/instead-of-a-dark-lord-you-will-have-a-queen-not-dark-but-beautiful-and-terrible-as-the-dawn-all-shall-love-me-and-despair-says-kamala-harris-in-statement/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Sends Mounted Border Patrol To Wisconsin To Prevent People From Crossing State Lines

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-sends-border-patrol-horses-to-wisconsin-to-prevent-people-from-crossing-state-lines/?utm_source=fediverse

Revealed: Here Are The Hidden Themes In All Of Disney's Most Beloved Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/revealed-here-are-the-hidden-themes-of-disneys-most-beloved-animated-films/?utm_source=fediverse

Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars

https://babylonbee.com/news/psaki-says-high-gas-prices-are-good-because-americans-will-be-forced-to-drive-greener-flintstones-cars/?utm_source=fediverse

Mexican Food Place With 'A' Health Rating Probably Terrible

https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-food-place-with-a-health-rating-probably-terrible/?utm_source=fediverse

MSNBC Reporter Seen Hanging 'The Jurors Are Here' Sign On Their Hotel

https://babylonbee.com/news/msnbc-reporter-seen-hanging-the-jurors-are-here-sign-on-their-hotel/?utm_source=fediverse

D'oh! Here Are 8 Critical Errors Made By The Rittenhouse Prosecutors

https://babylonbee.com/news/doh-here-are-8-critical-errors-made-by-the-rittenhouse-prosecutors/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: We Don't Need Due Process For People We Know Are Guilty

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-we-dont-need-due-process-for-people-we-know-are-guilty/?utm_source=fediverse

Every Man In America Except Kyle Rittenhouse Found Guilty Of Not Showing Up In Kenosha To Help Their Fellow Americans

https://babylonbee.com/news/every-man-in-america-except-kyle-rittenhouse-found-guilty-of-not-showing-up-to-kenosha-to-defend-their-fellow-americans/?utm_source=fediverse

Smoke Detector Carefully Selects 4 AM On Weeknight To Malfunction

https://babylonbee.com/news/smoke-detector-carefully-selects-4-am-on-weeknight-to-malfunction/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Unsure Why Winnie The Pooh Keeps Speaking Chinese

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unsure-why-winnie-the-pooh-keeps-speaking-chinese/?utm_source=fediverse

Sorry Excuse For Apostle Only Walks On Water For Ten Feet Before Sinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-apostle-only-walks-on-water-for-ten-feet-before-sinking/?utm_source=fediverse

Antifa Forced To Postpone Riot As Brick Supply Still Stuck On Cargo Ship

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no--antifa-brick-supply-sitting-in-cargo-ship-off-the-coast-of-la/?utm_source=fediverse

White Dolls From American Girl Now Come With Fun Book Saying How Terrible They Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-dolls-from-american-girl-come-with-story-of-how-terrible-they-are/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Too Sick To Attend Church Miraculously Healed Just In Time To Watch Football

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-too-sick-to-attend-church-miraculously-healed-just-in-time-to-watch-football/?utm_source=fediverse

Buffalo Guy Wishing He Had Just Burned Down A Car Dealership In Kenosha Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-guy-wishing-he-had-just-burned-down-a-car-dealership-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

HBO Max Announces Harry Potter Cast Reunion For A Ritual Denunciation Of J.K. Rowling

https://babylonbee.com/news/hbo-max-announces-harry-potter-cast-reunion-for-a-ritual-denunciation-of-jk-rowling/?utm_source=fediverse

In Effort To Overturn The Rest Of The Bill Of Rights, Biden To Start Quartering Troops In People’s Homes

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-effort-to-overturn-the-rest-of-the-bill-of-rights-biden-to-start-quartering-troops-in-peoples-homes/?utm_source=fediverse

After Finding Out Rittenhouse Shot White Males, BLM Reminds Everyone That All Lives Matter

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-finding-out-rittenhouse-shot-white-males-blm-reminds-everyone-that-all-lives-matter/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: The 10 Best Universities, Ranked

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