Fauci Dons Funny Hat, Declares Himself To Be Pope Of Science
Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend
Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science
Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden
Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack
Waukesha SUV Charged With Six Counts Of Murder
https://babylonbee.com/news/waukesha-suv-charged-with-six-counts-of-murder/?utm_source=fediverse
White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named
San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale
Racist Joe Biden Bans Travel From Africa
https://babylonbee.com/news/racist-joe-biden-bans-travel-trom-africa/?utm_source=fediverse
Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun
https://babylonbee.com/news/top-8-reasons-you-absolutely-dont-need-a-gun/?utm_source=fediverse
Dollar Tree Quietly Rebrands As 'Hundred Dollar Tree'
https://babylonbee.com/news/dollar-tree-quietly-adds-hundred-in-front-of-name/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Suffers Post-Thanksgiving Inflation Around Midsection
Christian Plumber Under Fire For Refusing To Join Same-Sex Fittings
Man Born With Incredible Superpower Of Picking Slowest Grocery Store Lane 100% Of The Time
Archaeologists Uncover Cool Whip Containers Pilgrims Used To Hold Leftovers
10 Things We At The Babylon Bee Are Thankful For
FBI To Place All SUVs On Terror Watchlist
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-place-all-suvs-on-terrorist-watch-list/?utm_source=fediverse
Mark Zuckerberg Sits Down With Virtual Meta Family For Some Virtual Turkey
Doctor Who Spent Decades In School Still Too Dumb To Realize That He Doesn't Know Everything
Target Dodges Looting By Hanging JCPenney Sign
https://babylonbee.com/news/target-dodges-looting-by-hanging-jc-penney-sign/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.