The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Disney Digitally Alters Bart Simpson's Catchphrase From 'Cowabunga!' To 'Taiwan Is Not A Sovereign State!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-digitally-alters-bart-simpsons-catchphrase-from-cowabunga-to-taiwan-is-not-a-sovereign-state/?utm_source=fediverse

New Calvinist Escape Room Has Participants Do Nothing While They Wait For Someone To Let Them Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-calvinist-escape-room-has-participants-do-nothing-while-they-wait-for-jesus-to-let-them-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa To Replace 'Naughty Or Nice' List With 'Vaxxed Or Unvaxxed' List

https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-to-replace-naughty-or-nice-list-with-vaxxed-or-unvaxxed-list/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Brings Back Chris Cuomo To Host New Show ‘To Shield A Predator’

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-brings-back-chris-cuomo-to-host-new-show-to-shield-a-predator/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court To Carefully Consider Pros, Cons Of Baby Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-to-carefully-consider-pros-cons-of-baby-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

She’s Back! Doritos Signs 12-Year Contract With Aunt Jemima

https://babylonbee.com/news/shes-back-doritos-signs-12-year-contract-with-aunt-jemima/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-major-disasters-throughout-history-and-how-the-media-reported-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Fauci Dons Funny Hat, Declares Himself To Be Pope Of Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-dons-funny-hat-declares-himself-to-be-pope-of-science/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-reports-40-tragic-bullet-accidents-over-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse

Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-proclaims-anyone-who-attacks-him-is-attacking-science/?utm_source=fediverse

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-dorsey-resigns-in-embarrassment-after-realizing-he-helped-elect-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-frantically-prepares-exciting-new-news-stories-in-hopes-of-making-everyone-forget-about-waukesha-terrorist-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Waukesha SUV Charged With Six Counts Of Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/waukesha-suv-charged-with-six-counts-of-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-lab-chimney-signaling-a-new-variant-has-been-named/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-stores-hold-100-off-black-friday-sale/?utm_source=fediverse

Racist Joe Biden Bans Travel From Africa

https://babylonbee.com/news/racist-joe-biden-bans-travel-trom-africa/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-8-reasons-you-absolutely-dont-need-a-gun/?utm_source=fediverse

Dollar Tree Quietly Rebrands As 'Hundred Dollar Tree'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dollar-tree-quietly-adds-hundred-in-front-of-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Suffers Post-Thanksgiving Inflation Around Midsection

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-suffers-post-thanksgiving-inflation-around-midsection/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Plumber Under Fire For Refusing To Join Same-Sex Fittings

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings/?utm_source=fediverse