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To Save Time, Biden To Ship 500 Million Free Masks Directly To Landfill

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-biden-to-send-500-million-free-masks-directly-to-landfill/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Questions Faith After Receiving Wrong Order At Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-questioning-faith-after-receiving-wrong-order-at-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available In March For The 12 People Who Haven't Gotten Omicron Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/omicron-vaccine-to-be-made-available-in-march-for-the-12-people-who-havent-gotten-omicron-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris So Disliked Nation Considering Hillary Clinton

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-so-disliked-nation-considering-hillary-clinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Britain Makes Example Of Prince Andrew By Not Washing His Rolls-Royce

https://babylonbee.com/news/britain-makes-example-of-pedophile-billionaire-prince-by-not-washing-his-rolls-royce/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Personally Confirms Each Government-Provided Mask Passes The Sniff Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-personally-confirms-each-government-provided-mask-passes-the-sniff-test/?utm_source=fediverse

Burger King To Require All Workers To Show Proof Of Hepatitis A Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/burger-king-to-require-all-customers-to-show-proof-of-hepatitis-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Is The Filibuster Racist? A Handy Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-the-filibuster-racist-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer CEO Condemns SCOTUS Ruling As A ‘Clear Violation Of Our Constitutional Right To Produce Experimental Drugs And Use The Full Power Of Government To Force The Entire Population To Inject Them Into Their Bodies’

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-ceo-condemns-scotus-ruling-as-a-clear-violation-of-our-constitutional-right-to-billions-in-profits/?utm_source=fediverse

Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobbits-begin-wearing-shoes-after-new-lego-store-opens-in-the-shire/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS Rules Healthcare Workers Are The Only People Who Can't Make Decisions About Their Own Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-healthcare-workers-are-the-only-people-who-cant-make-decisions-about-their-own-health/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-sets-dangerous-precedent-of-letting-the-american-people-make-medical-decisions-for-themselves/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-announces-vaccine-against-independent-thinking/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Boldly Fight Leftist Takeover Of Their States By Running Away To Other States

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-boldly-fight-liberal-takeover-of-their-states-by-running-away-to-other-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Inflation Now Higher Than Biden’s Approval Rating

https://babylonbee.com/news/inflation-rate-edges-past-bidens-approval-rating/?utm_source=fediverse

Ark Encounter Theme Park Adds Baptismal Log Flume Ride

https://babylonbee.com/news/ark-encounter-theme-park-adds-baptismal-log-flume-ride/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Encourages Husband To Buy Thing So She Can Justify Buying Other Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-encourages-husband-to-buy-thing-so-she-can-justify-buying-other-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

Crazed Ron Paul Seen Shouting 'I Told You So!' At Passersby In Front Of National Debt Clock

https://babylonbee.com/news/crazed-ron-paul-seen-shouting-i-told-you-so-at-passersby-in-front-of-national-debt-clock/?utm_source=fediverse

Divorcing Couple In Heated Custody Battle Over Preferred Church Pew

https://babylonbee.com/news/divorcing-couple-in-heated-custody-battle-over-preferred-church-pew/?utm_source=fediverse

Stores Refusing To Sell Chicken Noodle Soup After Rumor COVID Patients Are Using It To Feel Better

https://babylonbee.com/news/stores-refusing-to-sell-chicken-noodle-soup-after-rumor-covid-patients-are-using-it-to-feel-better/?utm_source=fediverse