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Man Glad He Has A Day Off Work So He Can Work For Wife Instead

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Healthy High School Kid Fakes Mental Illness So He Can Fit In With Everyone Else

https://babylonbee.com/news/high-school-loser-doesnt-even-have-any-mental-illnesses/?utm_source=fediverse

Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Promises To Reveal Shocking Secret To Trim Belly Fat If Elected

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-candidate-dr-oz-promises-to-reveal-shocking-secret-to-trim-belly-fat-if-elected/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-discover-document-from-1776-that-removes-all-mandates-and-restrictions/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You A Youth Pastor? Here Are 9 Absolutely LIT Illustrations From Video Games For Your Next Sermon

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-youth-pastor-here-are-9-absolutely-lit-illustrations-from-video-games-for-your-next-sermon/?utm_source=fediverse

Politician Baffles Nation By Doing Exactly What He Said He Was Going To

https://babylonbee.com/news/politician-baffles-nation-by-doing-exactly-what-he-said-he-was-going-to/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Says They Still Haven’t Found A Motive For 9/11

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-they-still-havent-found-a-motive-for-911/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, Biden To Ship 500 Million Free Masks Directly To Landfill

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-biden-to-send-500-million-free-masks-directly-to-landfill/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Questions Faith After Receiving Wrong Order At Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-questioning-faith-after-receiving-wrong-order-at-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available In March For The 12 People Who Haven't Gotten Omicron Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/omicron-vaccine-to-be-made-available-in-march-for-the-12-people-who-havent-gotten-omicron-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris So Disliked Nation Considering Hillary Clinton

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-so-disliked-nation-considering-hillary-clinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Britain Makes Example Of Prince Andrew By Not Washing His Rolls-Royce

https://babylonbee.com/news/britain-makes-example-of-pedophile-billionaire-prince-by-not-washing-his-rolls-royce/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Personally Confirms Each Government-Provided Mask Passes The Sniff Test

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Burger King To Require All Workers To Show Proof Of Hepatitis A Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/burger-king-to-require-all-customers-to-show-proof-of-hepatitis-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Is The Filibuster Racist? A Handy Flowchart

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Pfizer CEO Condemns SCOTUS Ruling As A ‘Clear Violation Of Our Constitutional Right To Produce Experimental Drugs And Use The Full Power Of Government To Force The Entire Population To Inject Them Into Their Bodies’

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-ceo-condemns-scotus-ruling-as-a-clear-violation-of-our-constitutional-right-to-billions-in-profits/?utm_source=fediverse

Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobbits-begin-wearing-shoes-after-new-lego-store-opens-in-the-shire/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS Rules Healthcare Workers Are The Only People Who Can't Make Decisions About Their Own Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-healthcare-workers-are-the-only-people-who-cant-make-decisions-about-their-own-health/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-sets-dangerous-precedent-of-letting-the-american-people-make-medical-decisions-for-themselves/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-announces-vaccine-against-independent-thinking/?utm_source=fediverse