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To Ensure No Sex Scandals, CNN Replaces All Anchors With Mike Pence

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Tom Brady Retires After Suddenly Realizing He's On The Buccaneers

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Man Who Hasn't Attended Live Meeting In Two Years Loses All Ability To Mask Facial Expressions When Idiots Are Speaking

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-hasnt-attended-live-meeting-in-two-years-loses-all-ability-to-mask-facial-expressions-when-idiots-are-speaking/?utm_source=fediverse

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

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Facebook Replaces All Text Fields With Dropdown Menu Of Approved Things You Can Say

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Southern Man In Critical Condition After Being Served Unsweetened Tea

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Tom Brady Gives Up Impossible Quest To Be As Good As Tim Tebow

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Groundhog Refuses To Emerge To See Shadow Until Rogan Banned

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9 Signs You're Watching Too Much CNN

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Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-demands-truckers-get-vaccinated-like-he-did-so-they-dont-catch-covid-like-he-did/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau Tests Positive For Fascism

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Top 8 Reasons To Stock Up On Ammo RIGHT NOW

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Trudeau Dons Blackface To Escape Capital Undetected

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Biden Asks Federal Reserve To Just Print Him More Approval Points

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White House Cat Already Tired Of Being Blamed For All These Accidents On Oval Office Carpet

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Health Experts Warn Of Thousands Of Joe Rogan-Style Uncensored Conversations Increasingly Happening Between Everyday People

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-experts-warn-of-thousands-joe-rogan-style-uncensored-conversations-increasingly-happening-between-everyday-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Socialists Condemn Workers Of The World For Uniting

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Ultra-Spiritual Churchgoer Criticizes Worship Songs While Lesser Christians Around Him Joyfully Praise The Lord

https://babylonbee.com/news/ultra-spiritual-man-criticizes-worship-songs-whole-service-while-lesser-christians-around-him-joyfully-praise-the-lord/?utm_source=fediverse

Cast Of 'The View' Threatens To Quit If Rogan Isn't Removed From Spotify

https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-threatens-to-quit-if-rogan-isnt-removed-from-spotify/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Designing Much, Much Higher Wall To Keep Out Biden’s Migrant Flights

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-designing-much-much-higher-wall-to-keep-out-bidens-migrant-flights/?utm_source=fediverse