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CNN Employees Now Required To Wear Chastity Belts

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-employees-now-required-to-wear-chastity-belts/?utm_source=fediverse

God Shows Off Another Perfect Wordle Score

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-shows-off-another-perfect-wordle-score/?utm_source=fediverse

To Improve Trustworthiness Of The Hosts, 'The View' To Replace Whoopi Goldberg With Alex Jones

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-trustworthiness-of-the-hosts-alex-jones-to-replace-whoopi-goldberg-on-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor Garcetti Institutes 'Hold-Your-Breath' Mandate In Los Angeles

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-garcetti-institutes-hold-your-breath-mandate-in-los-angeles/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court To Rule On Affirmative Action Quickly Before New Affirmative Action Justice Gets There

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-must-rule-on-affirmative-action-quick-before-new-affirmative-action-justice-gets-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls 877-CASH-NOW To Solve $30 Trillion National Debt Crisis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-877-cash-now-to-solve-30-trillion-national-debt-crisis/?utm_source=fediverse

Whoopi Goldberg Says Order 66 'Wasn't About The Jedi'

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoopi-goldberg-says-order-66-wasnt-about-the-jedi/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Biden Promises To End Cancer Just Like He Shut Down COVID And Now We All Have Cancer

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-to-end-cancer-just-like-he-shut-down-covid-and-oh-no-now-we-all-have-cancer/?utm_source=fediverse

Confused Migrant Sneaks Across Rio Grande Instead Of Taking Free Government Flight To U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-migrant-sneaks-across-rio-grande-instead-of-taking-free-government-flight-to-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Washington Commanders Unveil New Mascot ‘General Custer’

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-football-team-unveils-new-mascot-general-custer/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Frantically Looking For 8,000 Troops To Deploy To Ukraine That Don't Have Myocarditis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-frantically-looking-for-8000-troops-to-deploy-to-ukraine-that-dont-have-myocarditis/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Waits 'Til DoorDash Driver Well Out Of Sight Before Emerging Into Sunlight To Retrieve Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-waits-til-doordash-driver-well-out-of-sight-before-emerging-into-sunlight-to-retrieve-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Quietly Withdraws Whoopi Goldberg SCOTUS Nomination

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-quietly-withdraws-whoopi-goldberg-scotus-nomination/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Generation After Mine Is The Worst,' Says Every Generation In Human History

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-generation-after-mine-is-the-worst-says-every-generation-in-human-history/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Signs You're Watching Too Much Fox News

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-youre-watching-too-much-fox-news/?utm_source=fediverse

To Ensure No Sex Scandals, CNN Replaces All Anchors With Mike Pence

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-ensure-no-sex-scandals-cnn-replaces-all-anchors-with-mike-pence/?utm_source=fediverse

Tom Brady Retires After Suddenly Realizing He's On The Buccaneers

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-brady-retires-after-suddenly-realizing-hes-on-the-buccaneers/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Hasn't Attended Live Meeting In Two Years Loses All Ability To Mask Facial Expressions When Idiots Are Speaking

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-hasnt-attended-live-meeting-in-two-years-loses-all-ability-to-mask-facial-expressions-when-idiots-are-speaking/?utm_source=fediverse

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/while-watching-the-view-in-hell-hitler-surprised-to-learn-holocaust-wasnt-about-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Replaces All Text Fields With Dropdown Menu Of Approved Things You Can Say

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-replaces-all-text-fields-with-dropdown-menu-of-approved-things-you-can-say/?utm_source=fediverse