The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Use Leaf Blowers Before 8 A.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-approves-death-penalty-for-people-who-use-leaf-blowers-before-8-am/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Admin Sends Horseback Border Patrol With Whips To Support Canadian Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-sends-horseback-border-patrol-with-whips-to-support-canadian-police/?utm_source=fediverse

Putin Delays Invasion Again As He Has A Dentist Appointment Today And He’s Already Rescheduled Twice

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-delays-invasion-again-as-he-has-a-dentist-appointment-today-and-hes-already-rescheduled-twice/?utm_source=fediverse

After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/international-olympic-committee-narrows-down-choice-for-next-olympics-to-iran-north-korea-or-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. To Invade Canada To Establish A Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-to-invade-canada-to-establish-a-democracy/?utm_source=fediverse

Deranged Sociopaths Show Up On Time Instead Of 10 Minutes Late Like Normal Human Beings

https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-sociopath-shows-up-on-time-instead-of-10-minutes-late-like-a-normal-human-being/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Sad He Has Nothing To Look Forward To On Sundays Now That Football Season Is Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-sad-he-has-nothing-to-look-forward-to-on-sundays-now-that-football-season-is-over/?utm_source=fediverse

Simpsons Characters Condemn Emojis' Cultural Appropriation Of Their Skin Color

https://babylonbee.com/news/simpsons-characters-condemn-emojis-cultural-appropriation-of-their-skin-color/?utm_source=fediverse

Horse-Mounted Canadian Police Prepare To Storm Bouncy Castle

https://babylonbee.com/news/horse-mounted-canadian-police-prepare-to-storm-bouncy-castle/?utm_source=fediverse

Mask Mandates May Not Stop COVID-19, But They Do Prevent The Spread Of These 10 Other Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/mask-mandates-may-not-stop-covid-19-but-they-do-prevent-the-spread-of-these-10-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

https://babylonbee.com/news/massacre-as-great-white-shark-allowed-to-compete-in-womens-500-freestyle/?utm_source=fediverse

NBC Takes Gold In Olympic Ratings Dive

https://babylonbee.com/news/nbc-takes-gold-in-olympic-ratings-dive/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing You To Withdraw Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-atms-now-asking-your-political-views-before-allowing-you-to-withdraw-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Mom: How I Learned To Multitask By Having My Husband Repeatedly Explain What Just Happened In The Movie While I Was Staring At My Phone

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-mom-how-i-learned-to-multitask-by-having-my-husband-repeatedly-explain-what-just-happened-in-the-movie-while-i-was-staring-at-my-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

NIKE Releases New Women's Swimsuit With Extra Space For Male Genitalia

https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-releases-new-womens-swimsuit-with-extra-space-for-male-genitalia/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Member Disowned After Watching Terrible Shows And Ruining Netflix Recommendations

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-member-disowned-after-watching-terrible-shows--ruining-netflix-algorithm/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Donates To Truck Convoy Under Name ‘Hunter Biden’ So Washington Post Won't Dox Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-donates-to-truck-convoy-under-name-hunter-biden-so-washington-post-wont-dox-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wears Mask Of Tucker Carlson’s Listening Face So He Can Drift Off During Dinner With Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wears-mask-of-tucker-carlsons-listening-face-so-he-can-drift-off-during-dinner-with-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

Royal Mounties Arrest Child Playing With Toy Semi-Truck

https://babylonbee.com/news/royal-mounties-arrest-child-playing-with-toy-semi-truck/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Rule Changes The MLB Is Implementing To Make Baseball More Exciting

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-rule-changes-the-mlb-is-implementing-to-make-baseball-more-exciting/?utm_source=fediverse