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4D Chess: U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It

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Day After Ash Wednesday Helpfully Identifies Catholics Who Don’t Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/day-after-ash-wednesday-helpfully-identifies-catholics-who-dont-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

Florida Legalizes Stuffing Kids Who Wear Masks Into Lockers, Giving Them Wedgies

https://babylonbee.com/news/florida-legalizes-stuffing-kids-who-wear-masks-into-lockers-giving-them-wedgies/?utm_source=fediverse

Donut Sales Surge As Police Departments Re-Funded

https://babylonbee.com/news/donut-sales-surge-as-police-departments-refunded/?utm_source=fediverse

Ron DeSantis Bullies Kids Into Doing Whatever They Want

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-bullies-kids-into-doing-whatever-they-want/?utm_source=fediverse

Jerry Seinfeld Threatens To Remove ‘Bee Movie’ From Russian Streaming Services

https://babylonbee.com/news/jerry-seinfeld-threatens-to-remove-bee-movie-from-russian-streaming-services/?utm_source=fediverse

Ram Relieved As Kindly Old Jewish Man Frees Him From Thicket

https://babylonbee.com/news/ram-relieved-as-abraham-frees-him-from-thicket/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Key Moments From Biden’s State Of The Union

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Congress Members Who Just Voted To Legalize Abortion Through 9 Months Criticize Boebert For Incivility

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-members-who-just-voted-to-legalize-abortion-through-9-months-criticize-boebert-for-incivility/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Ukraine Halts Russian Advance By Distracting Them With Free Copies Of 'Elden Ring'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukrainians-launch-copies-of-elden-ring-to-distract-russians-from-advancing/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Hopes To Return To Round The Clock Coverage Of Jan 6 Committee Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-hopes-to-return-to-round-the-clock-coverage-of-jan-6-committee-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces Increased Spending On Smergberd, Rustamufferns, Blabtrussels

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-increased-spending-on-smergberd-rustamufferns-blabtrussels/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Lane You Just Left Moving Again

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D.C. Hospitals Overrun With Injured Geriatrics Who Stood Up, Sat Down Too Much Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-hospitals-overrun-with-injured-geriatrics-who-stood-up-sat-down-too-much-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden In Hot Water After Assuming Gender Of The Person We're All Supposed To 'Go Get'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-in-hot-water-after-assuming-gender-of-the-person-were-all-supposed-to-go-get/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Gives Up Coherent Speaking For Lent

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-up-coherent-speaking-for-lent/?utm_source=fediverse

Pelosi Grateful Botox Helping Her Keep Straight Face All Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-grateful-botox-helping-her-keep-straight-face-all-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Ted Cruz Really Wishing He Were In Cancun Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/ted-cruz-really-wishing-he-were-in-cancun-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

A Tense America Watches To See If Biden Makes It Through State Of The Union Before Adderall Wears Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-tense-america-watches-to-see-if-biden-makes-it-through-state-of-the-union-before-adderall-wears-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Response To State Of The Union Will Just Be Replay Of The State Of The Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-response-to-state-of-the-union-will-just-be-replay-of-the-state-of-the-union/?utm_source=fediverse