Pete Davidson Confirmed As Next James Bond
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Here Are The Winners Of The Babylon Bee's Women Of The Year
Planned Parenthood Backs New 'Don't Say Baby' Bill
Zelensky Begs Congress To Bring Back Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-begs-congress-to-bring-back-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
AOC To Vote Against Making Daylight Savings Permanent, Saying Americans Consume Too Much Sunlight Already
Zelensky Makes Common-Sense Plea To Start WWIII
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-makes-common-sense-plea-to-start-wwiii/?utm_source=fediverse
In Massive Escalation, Zelensky Requests America Send Florida Georgia Line To Play Concert For Russian Soldiers
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Founding Fathers
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Due To Inflation, People Will Now Have To Add Their Four Cents
Fast-Food Meal Costs Family $100 After They Idle In Drive-Thru For Ten Minutes
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
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Adam And Eve Tell God That Putin Made Them Eat Forbidden Fruit
Scientists Discover Tea Tastes Best When Dumped Out And Replaced With Coffee
After Watching Lia Thomas, Little Girl Adjusts Dreams To Just Winning Second Place At Olympics
Biden Assures America That The Buck Stops With Putin
Planned Parenthood Adds Gender Surgery Services So They Can Carve Up Kids After Birth Too
Are You Woke Enough To Get Into An Elite Ivy League School? Take The Quiz!
Jussie Smollett Claims He Received Harsher Sentencing Just Because He 'Created A Hoax And Tried To Start A Race War'
Adorable: This Chevy Avalanche Owner Keeps Referring To It As A 'Truck'
Due To Gas Prices, Next 'Fast & Furious' Movie Will Be About Bicycles
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