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Lobster Ready To Tear Restaurant Apart Soon As He Gets These Dang Rubber Bands Off His Claws

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'We Gave Up Our Guns And It Turned Out Fine For Us,' Says Australian Man Who Couldn't Leave His House For Two Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-gave-up-our-guns-and-it-turned-out-fine-for-us-says-australian-man-who-couldnt-leave-his-house-for-two-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad's Devotional On Patience Keeps Getting Interrupted By Stupid Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-devotional-on-patience-keeps-getting-interrupted-by-stupid-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Goes For A Quiet Drive To Clear His Bank Account

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-goes-for-a-drive-to-clear-his-bank-account/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Uncover Companies' Rainbow Logos From Sodom And Gomorrah

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-uncover-companies-rainbow-logos-from-sodom-and-gomorrah/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Reveals His Plan Is To Just Raise Gas Prices Until The Counter Spins Back To Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-reveals-administrations-plan-is-to-just-raise-gas-prices-until-the-counter-spins-back-to-zero-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper

https://babylonbee.com/news/amber-heard-lands-endorsement-deal-with-charmin-toilet-paper/?utm_source=fediverse

School Posts 'Good Place For A Mass Shooting' Sign

https://babylonbee.com/news/school-posts-good-place-for-a-mass-shooting-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Movies With A Powerful Libertarian Message

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Janet Yellen Seen Reading 'Economics For Dummies'

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-seen-reading-economics-for-dummies/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Wish They Had Made This Black Character More Interesting,' Says Star Wars Fan Who Is Obviously A Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-wish-the-writers-had-made-this-black-character-more-interesting-says-star-wars-fan-who-is-obviously-a-racist/?utm_source=fediverse

Navy Brags To Other Branches Of Military That It's Gay All 12 Months Of The Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/navy-brags-to-other-branches-of-military-that-its-gay-all-12-months-of-the-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Mob Of Enthusiastic Church Greeters Tramples Visitor To Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/mob-of-loving-churchgoers-trample-visitor-to-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Uncanceled: Amber Heard Hired By The Daily Wire

https://babylonbee.com/news/uncanceled-amber-heard-hired-by-the-daily-wire/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney+ Announces 5 Sequels To Johnny Depp-Amber Heard Trial

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-announces-five-sequels-to-johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Welcomes BTS By Pulling Out His Phone And Playing 'Kung Fu Fighting'

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-welcomes-bts-by-pulling-out-his-phone-and-playing-kung-fu-fighting/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Sadly Concludes It's Time To Take Away Grandma’s @TrumpWonMAGAForeverXOXO Twitter Account

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-sadly-concludes-its-time-to-take-away-grandmas-trumpwonmagaforeverxoxo-twitter-account/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Go On, Get! Get Out Of Here! Be Free!’ Cries AOC Tearfully Shooing Away Her Tesla

https://babylonbee.com/news/go-get-out-of-here-be-free-cries-aoc-to-her-tesla/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Classic Tried-And-True Dad Hacks

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-classic-tried-and-true-dad-hacks/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Despite Attempts To Add More Genders, There Still Seem To Be Just 2 Plus 767 Mental Disorders

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-despite-attempts-to-add-more-genders-there-still-seem-to-be-just-2-plus-767-mental-disorders/?utm_source=fediverse