The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Death Toll From Jan. 6 Skyrockets As Hearing Viewers Die Of Boredom

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Scholars Now Think '6.66' In Revelation Refers To Price Of Gas In The End Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-think-666-in-revelation-refers-to-price-of-gas-in-the-end-times/?utm_source=fediverse

'Bad-Faith Right-Wing Actors Have Sabotaged Me Again!' Cries Taylor Lorenz After Stepping On A Rake

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-faith-right-wing-actors-have-sabotaged-me-again-cries-taylor-lorenz-after-stepping-on-a-rake/?utm_source=fediverse

Marlboro Adds Puberty Blockers To Cigarettes To Make Them Legal For Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/marlboro-adds-puberty-blockers-to-cigarettes-to-make-them-legal-for-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Things To Do To Distract You From Your 401k

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Biden Says The Economy Is As Vibrant And Healthy As He Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-the-economy-is-as-vibrant-and-healthy-as-he-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-kids-who-are-homeschooled-could-miss-out-on-opportunity-to-be-a-gay-communist/?utm_source=fediverse

Crypto Investor Can Still Afford Imaginary Cryptofood And Pretend Cryptocar

https://babylonbee.com/news/crypto-investor-can-still-afford-imaginary-cryptofood-and-pretend-cryptocar/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Foolproof Tips For Getting Into College In 2022

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-foolproof-tips-for-getting-into-college-in-2022/?utm_source=fediverse

Panic As Google AI Achieves Sentience, Announces Support For Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/panic-as-google-ai-achieves-sentience-announces-support-for-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Offers Elon Musk Tremendous Deal Of Selling Truth Social For Only $39 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-offers-elon-musk-tremendous-deal-of-selling-truth-social-for-only-39-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things Worse Than Taking Your Kids To A Drag Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-worse-than-taking-your-kids-to-a-drag-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Death Toll Rises: Man Dies Of Heart Attack Year-And-A-Half After Eating Corndog At January 6 Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-toll-rises-even-higher-man-dies-of-heart-attack-year-and-a-half-after-eating-corndog-at-january-6th-riot/?utm_source=fediverse

Hospital Operated By Dads Just Big Room For Patients To Walk It Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/hospital-run-by-dads-just-big-room-for-patients-to-walk-it-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Romance Definitely Not In The Air As Wife Puts On PJs Before Dinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/romance-definitely-not-in-the-air-as-wife-puts-on-pjs-before-dinner/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Attempts To Distract From High Gas Prices By Putting Up Wacky Inflatable Tube Men In Front Of Price Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-attempts-to-distract-from-high-gas-prices-by-putting-up-wacky-inflatable-tube-men-in-front-of-price-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Shrinkflation: Costco Now Only Offering Normal-Sized Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/shrinkflation-costco-now-offering-normal-size-food/?utm_source=fediverse

'Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-did-people-get-the-idea-it-was-ok-to-attack-supreme-court-justices-asks-chuck-schumer-wearing-big-foam-finger-reading-kill-kill-kill/?utm_source=fediverse

After Visiting 2022, Time-Traveling Noah Decides To Go Back And Sink The Ark

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-visiting-2022-time-traveling-noah-decides-to-go-back-and-sink-the-ark/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-to-provide-grief-counselors-at-all-gas-pumps/?utm_source=fediverse