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Whistleblower Releases Zuckerberg’s 1,400-Page Manual On How To Appear Human

https://babylonbee.com/news/whistleblower-releases-zuckerbergs-1400-page-manual-on-how-to-look-and-act-like-a-human/?utm_source=fediverse

Going To College? Here's What You Need To Pack For The Fall Semester In Order To Survive

https://babylonbee.com/news/going-to-college-heres-what-you-need-to-pack-for-the-fall-semester-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Hollywood Actresses Warn That If Abortion Rights Are Taken Away, They Will Have To Pay For Expensive Nannies To Watch Their Kids While They Attend Award Shows

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-actresses-warn-that-if-abortion-rights-are-taken-away-they-will-have-to-pay-for-expensive-nannies-to-watch-their-kids-while-they-attend-award-shows/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Picks Up A Few Steaks To Ruin For Dinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-picks-up-a-few-steaks-to-ruin-for-dinner/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot All The Signs Of Racism In This Patriotic Picture?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-the-signs-of-racism-in-this-patriotic-picture/?utm_source=fediverse

'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-cheers-local-man-who-pays-39-of-his-annual-income-in-federal-taxes/?utm_source=fediverse

Dutch Government Announces Plan To Defeat Climate Change By Outlawing Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/dutch-officials-announce-plan-to-combat-climate-change-by-outlawing-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted

https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-hamill-laments-that-luke-skywalker-was-adopted-by-his-aunt-and-uncle-instead-of-aborted/?utm_source=fediverse

Awesome: Heaven Announces VBS Volunteers Will Receive Bonus Tesla Upon Arrival

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-announces-vbs-volunteers-will-receive-bonus-tesla-upon-arrival/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Proudly Introduce The 'Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans' Bill

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-introduce-the-raise-gas-prices-even-higher-and-make-more-kids-trans-bill/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Rating

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-pollsters-to-raise-his-approval-rating/?utm_source=fediverse

Unborn Babies Celebrate First Independence Day Since 1972

https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-babies-celebrate-first-independence-day-since-1972/?utm_source=fediverse

British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-parliament-forms-july-4-commission-to-investigate-colonial-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse

DoorDash Introduces Premium DoorDash+ Service Where They Will Actually Attempt To Get Your Order Right

https://babylonbee.com/news/doordash-introduces-premium-doordash-service-where-they-will-actually-attempt-to-get-your-order-right/?utm_source=fediverse

Adam And Eve Claim Getting Kicked Out Of Eden Was Due To Cancel Culture

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-and-eve-claim-getting-kicked-out-of-eden-was-due-to-cancel-culture/?utm_source=fediverse

Dick Cheney Thrilled To No Longer Be Least Likable Cheney

https://babylonbee.com/news/dick-cheney-thrilled-to-no-longer-be-least-likable-cheney/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Impractical Jokers Get A Hold Of Biden's Cheat Sheet

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-after-impractical-jokers-get-a-hold-of-bidens-cheat-sheet/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Starting To Think Company Offering To Kill Her Kid Doesn't Have Her Best Interests At Heart

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-starting-to-think-company-offering-to-kill-her-kid-doesnt-have-her-best-interests-at-heart/?utm_source=fediverse

R. Kelly Released After Revealing He Was Just One Of Ghislaine Maxwell's Clients

https://babylonbee.com/news/r-kelly-released-after-revealing-he-was-just-one-of-ghislaine-maxwells-clients/?utm_source=fediverse

Good Morning America Posts Tweet Celebrating Joe Biden As First White, Male President

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-morning-america-posts-tweet-celebrating-joe-biden-as-first-white-male-president/?utm_source=fediverse